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Are Silicon Valley Workers Abandoning Libertarianism For Socialism? (salon.com) 611

Salon writes that Silicon Valley tech workers are "defying their overlords," arguing that recent unionization attempts by Kickstarter employees may be only the beginning: The workers' Kickstarter campaign is not the first attempt, though, or even the first time rumblings of unionization, have circulated among programmers. In 2018, software engineers at the startup Lanetix announced their intent to unionize -- and were promptly fired by management (It is illegal to fire employees for trying to unionize). The National Labor Relations Board intervened, and ultimately forced Lanetix to pay the 15 fired engineers a total of $775,000. The show of worker power at Lanetix may have paved the way for Kickstarter's workers. Similarly, workers across the video game industry -- generally among the most overworked, underpaid workers within the tech industry -- have been making steps towards unionization. Game Workers Unite, profiled by Salon last year, is building a grassroots movement to organize the ranks of video game makers.

Together, this suggests that a small but visible movement for white-collar software engineers unionizing has been gaining steam in the Valley over the past few years -- suggesting that the people who make up the tech industry, once a bastion of libertarianism, are starting to understand the often subtle ways that their employers exploit them... For decades, libertarianism was part and parcel to the tech industry. Despite a grueling work culture and a high-profile collusion scandal among major tech corporations to suppress software engineers' wages, tech workers were more likely to see themselves as future founders than an exploited underclass -- a point of view encouraged by employers through high wages and generous, often absurd office perks. Recent developments suggest such endearing tactics are no longer working.

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Are Silicon Valley Workers Abandoning Libertarianism For Socialism?

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  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 14, 2019 @06:44PM (#58437474)

    Suggestion : Before we yell at each other in the comments about this possible ideological shift, perhaps we should have a meeting of the minds as to what libertarianism, liberalism, socialism, conservatism, fascism, et all mean (or have multiple meanings) before moving on to the topic at hand.

    • by Darinbob ( 1142669 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @07:25PM (#58437616)

      Ya, the article is dumb and is assuming unionization is related to socialism. I really think that this stuff is deriving from some talking points on the right, trying to paint anything slightly left of center as 'socialist' in an attempt to scare voters. And it seems to be working as this sort of fuzziness is terms just keeps increasing. Note all the idiots who keep repeating that Nazis were socialists, not because they learned this in a history book but because those are the talking points they're told to repeat. Repeat a lie often enough and people start to believe it.

    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      Since they're talking about Silicon Valley, I'm assuming that they mean libertarianism as Ayn Rand's version of it, objectivism. Objectivism is for people who read & follow Ayn Rand & haven't yet worked out that it's just an elaborate way of saying anti-social asshole.
    • From what I've seen so far, socialism is when the government owns the corporations and capitalism is the opposite thereof.

    • by Crashmarik ( 635988 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @08:27PM (#58437838)

      Fascist = Anyone a liberal doesn't like. Synonyms: Racist, Misogynist, xxxxxxphobe
      Communist = Anyone that disagrees with a conservative. Synonyms: Hippie, Unemployed, Basement Dweller.
      Libertarian = You keep what you kill
      Socialist = I want some of the other guy's kill

    • by TheBAFH ( 68624 )

      There is a whole science field about that: Political Science.
      Just look for any handbook about political ideologies. You may also want to have a look at Giovanni Sartori's work on conceptualization.

  • Is it a surprise? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by tysonedwards ( 969693 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @06:48PM (#58437496)
    Is it a surprise that people want to be able to live somewhere, maybe have a family they can provide for, and otherwise not need visit food banks to live off the snacks available at work? The valley is so horrifically expensive, the salaries are not great compared to the cost of living elsewhere, and yet they make these companies billions of dollars. The idea of take this shit work and after 5 years you will get some stock that will only matter if the company still exists, actually has a liquidity event, is not reverse acquired, or that you are not fired for not being as productive as you used to be is a tall order.
    • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 14, 2019 @07:18PM (#58437596)

      to fill out the workforce in Silicon Valley and put in 60+ hour weeks every week.

      Batan death march (look it up) projects were for the first 10 years after college. The following years were for 40 to 45 hour workweeks and kids.

      Switching later to consulting paid by the hour fixed the unpaid overtime problem.

      It'd be just when the minimum salary you could pay per fed regulation is $250,000 or above will the unpaid overtime and other problems fall away. The current fed regulated minimum salary is $50k.

      A 80% federal excise tax on pay paid to h1b would also fix many labor issues in the technology and engineering fields. H1B is for someone the company "can't just find anyone qualified" to work at the job at the price the company is willing to under pay. If it's a labor shortage and a H1B is the only answer, then cost should not be a high consideration and the company should be fortunate to pay salary + 80% tax on top.

      H1B, fake skills shortage, failure to train existing employees in the desired skill area should not all fall on and be detrimental to the workers.

    • by gweihir ( 88907 )

      Indeed. Looks like people are slowly wising up and the carrot (which is mostly fake anyways) does not work anymore. Of course, denying the tech elite a good life is about the most stupid thing you can do, because they remember and there is no way to do without them.

    • by guruevi ( 827432 )

      It's called a risk, not interested, go work in a call center somewhere mid-west and you'd make plenty of money to drive around town. The problem is that everyone is flocking there in the hopes to hit it big, Silicon Valley is the 21st century Hollywood - some of you will just end up doing porno, some of you will end up paid okay for an extra role somewhere and very very few of you will end up making it big, and even if you are hitting it big, most of those people will still end up wasting it and at best end

  • Isn't Silicon Valley full of job opportunities? Shouldn't be too difficult to find a company that doesn't expect an 80 hour week from you.

  • by Joe_Dragon ( 2206452 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @06:51PM (#58437508)

    white collar needs unions!

  • by DNS-and-BIND ( 461968 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @06:55PM (#58437526) Homepage
    Salon is a far left opinion source. I don't know why anyone but the far left takes them seriously. They can't even define socialism correctly. It doesn't mean labor unions. Socialism is government control of the means of production. No more, no less.You'd think the far left would read Marx, but I guess not.
    • Re:Salon? Really? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by PopeRatzo ( 965947 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @07:08PM (#58437560) Journal

      They can't even define socialism correctly. It doesn't mean labor unions.

      In fact, labor unions were probably the only thing that saved many Western countries, including the US, from having full-blown socialist revolutions.

      Labor unions are in many important ways the very opposite of socialism. Under capitalism, a corporation is the aggregation of capital for the benefit of a business. Labor unions are the aggregation of labor for the benefit of workers. They are two sides of the same coin. They cannot exist for very long without each other. You can chart the decline of capitalism and the rise of socialism in the US by the suppression of labor unions, which really got rolling in the early 1980s under Ronald Reagan and his "supply-side economics". That's when wages stagnated and middle class began to decline. Now it's gone so far the other way that a lot of young people see socialism as a reasonable way out of a completely corrupt system which is tilted against them.

      In a way, the same impulses led to Donald Trump. People saw the utter destruction of democratic institutions as the best solution to a corrupt system that was tilted against them, and they were convinced Trump was just the chaos agent to make that destruction happen. They decided to burn the house down because the roof had been allowed to rot, and in this way they were led to proto-fascism.

  • by mschaffer ( 97223 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @07:05PM (#58437556)

    This is not exactly socialism. When fundamental forces like supply and demand can interact to properly price goods and services markets work most efficiently. This could easily be capitalism when you think about it.

    • This is not exactly socialism.

      If you haven't noticed, nowadays there's a group of people to whom "socialism" means any attempt to do anything they don't agree with.

    • This is not exactly socialism. When fundamental forces like supply and demand can interact to properly price goods and services markets work most efficiently. This could easily be capitalism when you think about it.

      Exactly, A union, in many ways, is simply another supplier of goods. If the supply exceeds demand then they will have to price less, if it doesn't they can price higher.

  • by Etcetera ( 14711 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @07:19PM (#58437598) Homepage

    First rampant Libertarianism and Tech Utopianism, then Socialism and ... Progressive Tech Utopianism.

    I think everyone in the Bay Area would do well to spend time in the rest of the country -- like, several years of time -- where it's blindingly obvious in day-to-day life that neither approach will work.

    We've spent so much time and energy in this industry catering to the residents of, and solving problems that basically only exist in, the Bay Area. Imagine if some of this had been crafted by those with more sense.

    • Well, unions are more popular elsewhere, so maybe that's why the tech sector is the oddball?

    • Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting “Better things aren’t possible”.

      Shamelessly stolen from here [twitter.com]
      • by StevenMaurer ( 115071 ) on Monday April 15, 2019 @01:35PM (#58441050) Homepage

        Centrists by their nature aren't inclined to think that screaming their lungs out with fellow believers changes anything. But if there was such a rally, I'm pretty sure their chant would be more like "Stop pandering with your transparently utopian bullshit". Or maybe, "No, if the one opposition politician that you've decided to hate beyond all rationality disappears tomorrow, the world's problems won't be solved instantly."

        Or maybe just, "Grow the-fuck Up".

        When you reach a certain age, you start to realize that mountains aren't climbed by leaping off a cliff and hoping you can fly; they're climbed by taking tens of thousands of little steps, each of which don't seem like they're accomplishing anything.

    • by drinkypoo ( 153816 ) <drink@hyperlogos.org> on Monday April 15, 2019 @10:36AM (#58440130) Homepage Journal

      We've spent so much time and energy in this industry catering to the residents of, and solving problems that basically only exist in, the Bay Area.

      That's really nonsense. The big problems faced by the expensive parts of California are high cost of living, and high numbers of homeless people. Every place with a high cost of living has a homelessness problem, because the high cost of living causes people to become homeless. There are multiple strategies for solving it, including shipping people out to other places. That's how a lot of the homeless people in California got to be homeless people in California. They either came here of their own accord, or were literally sent here because they were homeless. I also hear a lot of complaints about fecal matter, but from what I've heard from people who have done more world travel than I have, that's also a problem in much of Europe. A FOAF was so struck by this that she did a photo series of turds in famous places, with landmarks in the background. You know, turd and The Louvre, turd and the Eiffel Tower, that kind of thing.

      The problem with inadequate housing for workers exists everywhere that's expensive. San Francisco has a particularly serious problem because of mismanagement of its light rail system, which should have something like twice as many trains on it in order to gracefully handle demand. It's there, and it's capable of doing the job (in spite of having an odd design, it's not a bad one) if only it were used correctly. The bus system is also fairly deplorable; when I lived there it took as long to walk from Bernal Heights (where I lived) to Potrero Hill (where I worked) as to get there via MUNI, in the best case.

      The homelessness problem has to be addressed at the national level, it cannot simply be pushed off on California. We can pay our bills, but we can't pay everyone else's as well. If Trump is going to take away our rail funding, we can't really afford to be sending so much money to the federal government, either. We need that HSR. The whole country does, in fact. It would go a long way to solving the worker housing problem.

      The annoying thing about cities, for those who dislike them, is that they can be amazingly efficient if done correctly. With good public transportation that people want to use, the roads can be free to transport goods in and out of them, and the population density provides improved efficiency. High density housing in particular can reduce resource consumption from construction, heating and cooling, and transportation. Obviously, San Francisco has some way to go in these regards, but most other large cities have problems with these issues as well. Traffic and homelessness are problems in New York, Chicago, Houston, Seattle... You name a major city in the USA, and it's either decaying or choking, or it's choking on decay.

  • FDR... (Score:4, Informative)

    by VeryFluffyBunny ( 5037285 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @07:53PM (#58437736)

    ...introduced govt. support for unionisation as a way to save capitalism from itself. Without some form of constraint from the govt. or the workers or both, corporations were set to start a Bolshevik revolution. In other words, unions are what keep the Bolsheviks at bay.

    It seems that every new generation of capitalists have to learn this the hard way: In the longer term, unions are the least bad option they have.

    • still not balance (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Texmaize ( 2823935 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @10:43PM (#58438204)
      It is not so much that every generation has to learn unions are a good thing, it is every few generations has to learn that unions are ALSO a bad thing.

      Left unchecked, capitalism leads to worker oppression and mismanagement of natural resources and disruption of the stable governments that provide stability that allowed them to foster in the first place. This many on slashdot know and understand deep in their bones.

      Left unchecked, unions cause wages to grow to unsustainable levels. They do not seek balance or fair compensation in negations. They are forces to always get more. This is also unsustainable. Furthermore, unions tend to protect incompetence, since they make no distinction between good employee and bad. Management never has a fair point in the eyes of a union. This is something many on slashdot do not seem to know

      The answer, I think like many issues of our day, lies in acknowledging the valid parts of both arguments. We need to get back to listening to each other, and understanding the truths that lie within. This constant demonizing is helping no one.
  • It's a right in this Country (the US) to unionize... the US is getting close to critical mass, closer toward a social revolt.. Capitalism has failed. The middle class has had no increase in buying power since the 1980's. In-fact every single technological advancement and efficiency gained through automation, technology, the internet, etc, have only benefited the owner class, the Oligarchy, aka "the donnor class". It's how a minority continue to win elections. The GOP has NOT won a 1st term POTUS since Bus
    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      by AHuxley ( 892839 )
      Re " Capitalism has failed"
      Thats what's makes US capitalism so good at producing the products and services the world wants.
      The freedom to try something, see if it works, sell and make a profit. The try someone th new again. Fail and start again.
      Its not like the UK with strong regulation and laws about who can try what.
      A France and Germany where once the "brand"/"company" is approved and established it "has" to look after its full time workers.
      Nations outside the USA keep regulations on starting a com
  • It's not a shift. SV has always been driven by strong ties to academia and, as with any well-educated and successful area, understands that strong public sector institutions are critical. Look at the original Jargon File/Hacker's Dictionary: the wide-spread left-leaning politics is obvious. It wasn't until the hostile takeover by gibbering reactionary nutcase ESR that he imposed his personal ideology for a bit of historical revisionism that the dictionary started representing a ton of libertarian nonsense.

  • by DontBeAMoran ( 4843879 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @08:42PM (#58437894)

    Despite a grueling work culture and a high-profile collusion scandal among major tech corporations to suppress software engineers' wages, tech workers were more likely to see themselves as future founders than an exploited underclass -- a point of view encouraged by employers through high wages and generous, often absurd office perks.

    "You don't understand. Ferengi workers don't want to stop the exploitation. We want to find a way to become the exploiters."

    - Rom, responding to Bashir's suggestion that he form a union

  • Good because it might convince companies to move elsewhere. Too much tech is concentrated in a small area. It makes it difficult for non-tech workers to get decent housing and everything is equally expensive.

    As a tech worker, I would like to move out of the area, but my options are limited.

  • by Shane_Optima ( 4414539 ) on Sunday April 14, 2019 @09:03PM (#58437958) Journal
    I understand the historical connection of unions to leftist politics, but I've always wondered why no one tried to re-engineer and rebrand them as something that really embodies the free market stuff that the right-wingers are always going on about.

    There's no particular reason to think of a union as fundamentally any different from the corporation that employs its members. In other words, just make it one corporation employing another corporation to do a job. More than a contractor, with the framework laid out so that it's effectively as if the union members (which is also the union's employees--the union's name would be on all of the paychecks) are working for the original employer. I've actually worked at a company that did this trick for liability reasons (not unionization), so I'm pretty sure it's legally possible.

    So why don't union organizers use this technique as a loophole in "right to work" states that forbid membership dues? This bypasses those laws entirely. Your old employer pays the union and the union cuts the check to you with pass-through taxation (LLC or nonprofit or something.) You show up for work at the same place, the employees are all owners the union-corporation and the union-corporation negotiates with the employer for all of the things unions traditionally negotiate for, with all of the bargaining power that unions typically have, even if it's a right to work state.

    That's interesting on its own to think about. But then I wonder about taking it a step further... first, you imagine for a moment if telecommuting can be more widely accepted, so that you could have a union of white collar workers who all telecommuted. Just for the sake of this thought experiment, imagine that. Then, imagine there are guildlike union-corporations built on meritocracy and whatever other shared values and positive vibes that you think makes workers effective and pleasant to be around. If one employer starts giving you too much shit, well, the union starts shopping its collective resume around at other employers. Obviously it isn't feasible without telecommuting (you can't expect the whole union to pick up and physically move around), but just imagine for a moment if that was a given. Imagine if you had an identity as a union-corporation, as a collection of self-selected workers. You provide a certain set of skills, you have a certain kind of people working there with a certain kind of workflow and workplace vibe, and as a union-corporation you have a certain reputation in the marketplace. And if you have a good reputation and your employer starts screwing you over, you have the option of moving to greener pastures, taking all of your coworkers with you without having to slog through the interview process yourself. Or the union can simply threaten to do this as part of the bargaining process. This all could be as cutthroat or as reasonable as you want it to be--different unions could have different philosophies. A union might have a reputation for stability and loyalty to its employer even in tough times (some of that loyalty might be written into the contracts as well), and some prospective employers might find that loyal stability attractive. Larger unions might have multiple partners they provide workers for.

    It probably sounds like I'm describing a consulting firm or something, but this would be for real long term employment purposes, with "pass through" benefits paid for by the employer (and also hopefully pass through taxation via nonprofit or LLC status) and you'd interact with the employer's supervisors as you normally would. Employers would still have the ability to fire specific individuals, subject to whatever dispute resolution stuff the union has agreed to with them.

    I know there are major hurdles preventing this from ever happening but as far as pipe dreams go, it feels like a pretty nice one. And I like it as a thought experiment because it really puts the question to anti-union conservatives: how is this hybrid corporate-union-firm setup in any way u
  • If I have to move to a town with only one employer, or train for years for a specific job that has only one employer then a union makes sense. I've worked in Silicon Valley, I never felt I couldn't get another job with only putting in minimal effort. There was zero friction in changing jobs and I was there on a TN visa. So what is the power abuse the union is trying to fix?
  • Do a better job when creating headlines. C'mon slashdotters, you should know better by now.
  • Conscience, empathy, responsibility, does that add up to socialism? If so, I'm all for it.

  • Unions (Score:5, Insightful)

    by markdavis ( 642305 ) on Monday April 15, 2019 @12:36AM (#58438434)

    >"Are Silicon Valley Workers Abandoning Libertarianism For Socialism? Silicon Valley tech workers are "defying their overlords," arguing that recent unionization attempts by Kickstarter employees..."

    Voluntary unionization is neither Socialism nor "abandoning Libertarianism." It would only be a move towards Socialism if they were calling for compulsory unionization and/or government control.

    The Libertarian philosophy supports voluntary unions and right to work.

    The Libertarians Party support unions even more strongly:

    http://www.dehnbase.org/lpus/l... [dehnbase.org]

  • by TJHook3r ( 4699685 ) on Monday April 15, 2019 @02:00AM (#58438550)
    It shows how far the US has gone that attempting to dial back from insane working hours and illegal hourly rates might be seen as socialism! I guess those ingrates will be asking for 'weekends' next!
  • by NicBenjamin ( 2124018 ) on Monday April 15, 2019 @06:10AM (#58438950)

    On the internet in the 2000-2010ish there was a type of geek I met online a lot. He thought he understood politics/economics/etc. very well. The key to everything was liberty. From privacy rights to taxation to affirmative action liberty was the answer. Government out! The fact that getting the government 100% out of privacy rights would inevitably lead to for-profit companies being 100% in? Woosh.

    I haven't met that guy in a few years. The guy who is absolutely convinced we should adopt socialism and oppose neo-liberalism and corporatism just like Denmark/Canada/etc.? Meet that guy all the time.

    For the record, if you go by the early-2000s definitions of all those terms Denmark/Canada/etc. are none of the things he thinks they are. And if you tell this guy that? Woosh.

  • by King_TJ ( 85913 ) on Monday April 15, 2019 @09:25AM (#58439724) Journal

    I first learned about libertarian ideals from some of the early Internet users/frequent message posters. IMO, the computer-savvy have always been a bastion of libertarian thought.

    I think you have an awful lot of younger people entering the tech workforce, now, who really haven't even given politics that much consideration. For them, it's about "hating Orange man Trump" because that's an easy bandwagon to get on.... and after that? You hear a lot from our "Democratic Socialists" about promises they'll solve their anxiety over money and how they'll pay for things like big student loans or health insurance costs. So they latch on to that platform.

    Really though? I think the libertarian aspects of the Internet stemmed more from the vision early users had of it being this empowering form of communication. All of a sudden, you could talk to someone on the other side of the planet, just as easily (and inexpensively!) as talking to your neighbor next door who got online. Once you're no longer tethered to a long distance phone provider who billed you by the minute for a voice call, based on which country you dialed -- you have a new type of freedom. And that ALSO enabled the ability for anyone to become their own online publisher -- producing content that was in reach of any Internet user, the world over.

    The fact that some of the tech businesses out there exploit their workforce doesn't mean technology ITSELF helped prove libertarian ideas a failure!

    I think at least in America, we need to remember that our government is not and has never been libertarian in nature. The closest it's ever come were a couple of Republican presidents (like Ronald Reagan) who made some very libertarian quotes -- but didn't really do a lot of very libertarian things, politically, to change the system in place.

  • "The Fascism" (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Evtim ( 1022085 ) on Monday April 15, 2019 @10:43AM (#58440178)

    I see, again, hot discussion about the similarities, or not, between socialism/communism and the nazis.

    Here is something to think about.

    The first democratically elected president of my country after the fall of the wall was a philosopher and a dissident. Why was he a dissident?

    Well, back in the 60-ies he wrote a book. Called “The Fascism”. The communists were very vocal about the fact that we were with the germans during the war and claimed that all those people they killed, tortured and send to camps (all the way until the 80-ies, mind you) were fascist, helping the fascist government. So, I guess at the beginning they liked the subject of the book.
    However, when the author characterizes the fascist state, listing all those features (economic, social, religious, racial ect.) that we discuss in this tread it turned out that our society, the one we knew so well, the one we lived in every day checks all the boxes that the fascist checked!!! Without saying one direct word against the communist regime, the author exposed them fully, for anyone with more than 2 brain cells to see. It was poetic, truly poetic!

    Well, the communists did not miss this. The book was banned and taken away from shops and libraries. Of course, they never stated a reason, just in case they don’t point the obvious to those with less than 2 brain cells. And they did not really prosecute the author; did not kill him or threw him in a Gulag. Just quietly kept him under wraps. After all, that book was elucidating what horrible criminals the fascists were; how inhuman their doctrine was. Oh, the delicious irony!

    Look chaps, it does not matter that nominally both ideologies begin from supposedly the opposite ends of the political spectrum. They both end up in the SAME PLACE! And both have been tried all over the globe, so we can’t pin it on a particular person (Stalin was bad, but Brezhnev was good!) or particular culture (all continents participated).

    I am still not sure why this is, although when it comes to the communism I think it is the equality of outcome doctrine that fucks up everything. After all, nothing in nature has equal outcome, not even the stupidly named “spectrum” of human sexuality. Every spectrum expresses different frequencies with different intensities. If they are all expressed equally that is called “noise” and it is not very helpful. The other state with equal outcome is the heat dead of the Universe (maximum entropy). In short, if there is no difference, there is no potential. No potential, no driving force. No driving force, no nothingoh, and just to make matters more perverse, the commies encourage us to perform. Yes, they did! I got numerous awards in front of the whole school for excellent marks. However, they used the doctrine to remove inconvenient people. If I became inconvenient, all of a sudden, all my successes would be due to my “privileges”, for instance my “bourgeois family”, which I did not have but that does not really matter, they’d find something to hang me for. Isn’t that funny! Doesn’t it remind you of what is happening every day in our society? Where people, like those techies, who got there by being better than others, working harder than others, competing with other, all of sudden find all kind of “privileges” in others who are successful, forgetting they are also in the 1%. I mean 90% of the conversations between my parents about their work had to do with yet another incompetent ass who rose to prominence due to loyalty to the party line and uses the system to remove the competent, the conscientious and the knowledgeable.

    When it comes to the fascist it seems that racial superiority is the alarm word, after which we should stop listening to whoever is advocating italso, since that doctrine does not try mimicking itself behind “universal brotherhood” or any number of seemingly good ideas, it is easier to identify and dismiss.

    Just my 20 cents (wrote a bit too much for 2)

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