Aussie Politician Threatens To Contact Employers of Satirical Article "Likers" 195
Chuq writes "Tasmanian Liberal candidate for Bass, Andrew Nikolic, was the subject of a satirical article by NewExaminer on Facebook. Nikolic didn't like it, which is understandable. However he then went to considerable lengths to identify the people who liked the article, find out their employers (via their Facebook profiles) and 'name and shame' them on a follow-up post on his own page. Andrew Nikolic has a history of poorly handling conflicting views on his Facebook page, resulting in creation of another page, 'Andrew Nikolic blocked me.'"
Not much of a politician (Score:5, Insightful)
Doesn't he know that a real politician gets his enemies back in *secret*?
Not even a politician (Score:5, Informative)
He's not even a politician - he's preselected to run as a candidate in the as-yet-unscheduled federal election, which isn't likely to occur until 2013.
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Find the "likers" on facebook.
Find out what other things they like from their profiles.
Introduce legislation to make all of those things illegal.
Mwahahahaha!
warning: don't post! (Score:5, Funny)
NOTICE TO SLASH DOT USERS
All posts on this article will be taken to constitute mockery of Tasmanian Liberal candidate for Bass, Andrew Nikolic, and the Slash Dotters in question will be dealt with accordingly.
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Re:warning: don't post! (Score:5, Funny)
Be more specific. With a Cucumber? Broom Handle? Butternut Squash? Live Squid? What?
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Chainsaw
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Uhm, A Tasmanian Devil would do...
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I can't believe you just asked that on Slashdot.
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All of the above.
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Where's the CowboyNeal option?
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FUCK HIM!
Well .. given he's from Tasmania .. that's a job that probably best left to one of his relatives.
/. Tasmania is the "West Virginia" of Australia. For foreigners of other denominations I'm not sure what the equivalent is. However in the spirit of an open discourse I would love to hear suggestions of similar designations from other countries!)
(For the US readers of
Re:warning: don't post! (Score:4, Funny)
In Canada, it'd be Quebec. Literally. There are towns in rural Quebec with one surname. Something like 2/3 of Quebec's population is related as 2nd cousin or closer.
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sounds like newfoundland,
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Ah Yes!!! Family trees that look like bamboo!!! Time for a little chlorine in the shallow end of the gene pool!
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If I'm not mistaken, that's where former PM Jean Poutine is from.
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Re:warning: don't post! (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm, I thought it would've been Buckingham Palace
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IIRC the British equivalent is Norfolk.
Origin of the term "Normal for Norfolk", look it up ;-)
I'll come clean and admin I'm ¼ Norfolkish (?). At the last family gathering my great aunt, from Norfolk, said it was unfair how people made fun of Norfolk. Her younger brother, my great uncle, agreed.
My grandma, the oldest by about 5 years, then listed four couples. ... "And Mr. ..."
Grandma: "Don't you remember old Charles the butcher? And Esme."
G. Aunt: "Oh yes, they were a strange couple. Did they ever get married?"
Grandma: "No. Esme was Charles' cousin."
"And Mr Pitchin and Miss Ethlewhite"
I thin
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FUCK HIM!
Well .. given he's from Tasmania .. that's a job that probably best left to one of his relatives.
/. Tasmania is the "West Virginia" of Australia. For foreigners of other denominations I'm not sure what the equivalent is. However in the spirit of an open discourse I would love to hear suggestions of similar designations from other countries!)
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Upon contacting the office of Mr Nikolic he stated that it was a misquotation and his second head would be disciplined for this incident.
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Fuck you, I am the cyber police.
Try me.
Get this guy out of politics (Score:5, Insightful)
As far as I'm concerned, any politician who gets in a hissy fit over political satire simply doesn't have the balls to be a politician, regardless of any actual policies. Move over and make way for someone who can take a bit of criticism.
Re:Get this guy out of politics (Score:4, Insightful)
Combine that with running on the 'war hero with strong ties to extraction industries' platform and a dose of good, old-fashioned Values, and we could have a real winner!
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In this case it is far more likely a future professional politician in it purely for the kick backs. Once he was in with his chance to get rich quick, he freaked out when he saw threats to his future profit potential.
This kind of over reaction is mostly driven by greed. As another ex-military officer he has become accustomed to basically be able to destroy people who were insubordinate as a politician clearly he is carrying on like a moron and not woken up to who is for whom.
In Australian terms he has
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Sounds like we need more 4 year olds in office.
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Re:Get this guy out of politics (Score:4, Informative)
Actually, a non-biased observer would consider Obama even-tempered in the face of criticism to an unusual degree. Certainly doesn't have the kind of vitriolic defensiveness his predecessor had.
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I agree. I don't think Obama qualifies even remotely as thin-skinned.
The example that immediately comes to mind would be when, while addressing a joint Congress, Joe Wilson yelled out, "You lie!" The President's response was, without raising his tone, to state simply, "that's not true." That was a truly even-handed response.
No, I am not a fan of Obama, but his competitors scare the shit out of me.
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Man, in his place I'd probably have said "Well, it's my job"... Unfortunately most people can't seem to recognize sarcasm.
I think he should have said "...down with your wife!"
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There was also the major bar fight in teh HOC recently when a now ex labor MP fought 3 conservatives and one labour MP before being arrested.
Though one observer commented that's nothing Norman Tebbit got punched actually in the HOC chamber
Right-wing echo chamber (Score:3)
I hear ya.....tell that to Obama...I've never seen a guy with such thin skin.
There is actual real criticism that could be made of Obama. I rarely hear conservatives making it -- but instead get bizarrely off the mark dribble like this. Any outside observer will note that Obama is a very cool rational person who speaks in measured tones -- quite the opposite of what you suggest.
This is, of course, falling on deaf ears, since perspective is completely alien to people who say things like "Obama has such a thin skin". You just know that it comes from some right-wing echo chamber that
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Oh, it isn't like I'm saying Obama will lose his shit on TV or whatever...no, he's a refined politician....on camera or in front of the media where you can see him...he stays cool.
It is once he gets out of the public eye, that he and his administration will really go after, even vilify someone that disagrees with him, or ruffles his feathers.
God help you if you
Cyberstalking ? (Score:5, Interesting)
I don't know what qualifies as cyberstalking under 'stralian law, but this looks like it might qualify. I don't know any law that limits cyberstalking to just one target. Digging out an employer is quite an intrusion, obviously intended to intimidate.
Of course there will be some Parlimentary Privilige, but I believe that applies only to comment on the floor, not elsewhere.
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Re:Cyberstalking ? (Score:4, Funny)
My best suggestion is to tell him on his Facebook page [facebook.com]. He probably doesn't read slashdot!
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Isn't the whole point of facebook to collect your own collection of friendly cyber-stalkers?
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Perhaps. But if the information was there on the web page, then really, it's the liker's fault for making that information public.
The internet is a harsh mistress - because what separates it from life as we knew it is two things:
1) It never forgets Something yo
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Of course, Phazbuch makes it ever so much worse by default privacy settings that help them build a network and show off a product at the risk of user privacy. MS does the same.
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[cyber]stalking is not about using illegal means to gather information.
Yes it is [wikipedia.org].
It is about using otherwise legal information in a threatening or intimidating way.
That's called, surpisingly, intimidation, and only applies in case of possible physical harm.
Broken link? (Score:2)
At first I thought that we had slashdotted facebook, but thinking about it further it seems that facebook has already taken the page most likely to be offensive and problematic offline.
Either that, or the submitter typed the wrong URL.
I must admit I was perhaps guilty of some morbid curiousity to see what sort of naming and shaming was going on.
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If having a decent sense of humour and an interest in politics (one seems to actually require the other) is "shaming", he can continue to his heart's content. I think most will know who should actually be embarrassed his behaviour.
Nothing to see (Score:3)
According to his own page (https://www.facebook.com/AndrewNikolic4Bass/posts/327230677345451), "I have removed my response on this issue from Facebook"
Which means that the link up top no longer works.
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According to his own page (Andrew Nikolic [facebook.com]), "I have removed my response on this issue from Facebook"
That's it?!? No apology for having no sense of humour? No apology for threatening to report FB Likes to employers? No apology for having blown innocuous criticism way out of proportion when he's running for a seat in the legislature? What's he going to do in candidate debates? Bring a gun?
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That's it?!? No apology for having no sense of humour?
I think it's evidence of a well-balanced personality. His absolute lack of humor is very well offset by his complete lack of shame. That's a winning combination for a wanna-be politician, too. Now, if only he could scrape up some charm from someplace...
The handlers are using handcuffs... (Score:5, Insightful)
$0.02 - Nikolic needs a better campaign manager, if s/he is letting him do this kind of crazy shit.
This guy's a liberal? (Score:5, Funny)
I'd hate to see what Tasmania's conservatives are like 8-(
Re:This guy's a liberal? (Score:5, Informative)
he's a "big L" Liberal.
Confusingly in Australia, the Liberal Party are the conservatives and the Labor Party are the liberals (with the Greens to the left of them).
Of course, our Liberal Party would probably be to the left of the US's congressional democrats on most issues..
--Q
Re:This guy's a liberal? (Score:5, Insightful)
he's a "big L" Liberal.
Confusingly in Australia, the Liberal Party are the conservatives and the Labor Party are the liberals (with the Greens to the left of them).
Of course, our Liberal Party would probably be to the left of the US's congressional democrats on most issues..
--Q
That's the real issue. The US is so conservative, our labels don't sync up well with the rest of the world, especially in the last 25 years. Case in point: Reagan's positions would make him center or left of center in the *Democrat* party these days. The US right has more in common now with the Taliban than what was traditionally considered "conservative" for most of the US' history.
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The US is so conservative, our labels don't sync up well with the rest of the world, especially in the last 25 years.
I don't think its a case of labels not matching up, but of the GOP (conservatives) being a conglomeration of several different groups. You have fiscal conservatives shoulder to shoulder with social conservatives as well as neocons (if they are a separate group)
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Nixon would be a far-left Democrat today but I think Reagan would still be very much in the Republican party...he was a borrow-and-spend pro-war social conservative (although we'd probably just call him a bigot by today's standards, socially he was off today's charts to the right) just like Bush Jr. Fiscally though he would be a centrist, leftish among Republicans today, but I don't think the Democrats would have him.
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I'm sorry but Ronny (a sweet guy personally) worked for the large corporate interests. He had been a business spokesman (some say shill, but I suspect he was sincere about his beliefs in Corporate America) since doing commercial for "20 Mule Team Borax Laundry Soap" back in the 50s. He was neither the best actor (see "Bed Time for Bonzo") nor the brightest light that shined (see 'Catsup is a vegetable"), but as politicians go, he was warm, persuasive, and could read his scripts like they were his own words,
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That's the real issue. The US is so conservative, our labels don't sync up well with the rest of the world, especially in the last 25 years. Case in point: Reagan's positions would make him center or left of center in the *Democrat* party these days. The US right has more in common now with the Taliban than what was traditionally considered "conservative" for most of the US' history.
I enjoy pointing out that a century ago you could destroy a Canadian politician's career by labeling him an "American Sympathizer" in the media.
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I think it is worse than that. I think the divsions between US parties are in a different dimension to the divisions between parties in different countries.
What are some of the big issues dividing the Dems and Repubs: Abortion rights, gay marriage, etc. They are social issues, not economic issues. In other countries these things are not discussed in the context of
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That's because men like Karl Rove (Turdblossom to his friends) engineered huge social wedge issues to get the Religious folk all up and pissy. As soon as someone with a real issue like the destruction of the middle class began to talk, certain conservative candidates could go "Abortion... Boogah, boogah, boogah" or "Homosexuals... Boogah, boogah, boogah" and in a predictably Pavlovian response the forebrains of folks with strong religious views would shut down in the flood of adrenalin that shot out of thei
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What are some of the big issues dividing the Dems and Repubs: Abortion rights, gay marriage, etc. They are social issues, not economic issues. In other countries these things are not discussed in the context of political affiliation. .
Exactly. The current government in the UK (which is mostly the Conservative party (305 MPs), with a few Liberal Democrats (57)) is being accused in the conservative media of focussing too much on social issues, like gay marriage.
But the argument is not that gay people shouldn't be able to get married -- I'm not certain, but I think the proposal for change has come from the conservative part of the coalition government. Instead, some bits of media are complaining that debating time in Parliament should be
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And the members of Socialist International aren't even that socialist. In Denmark, we have two significant political parties that are even further to the left than the Social Democrats, who are members of SI.
The Socialist People's Party (SF) and the Red-Green Alliance (Enhedslisten), and SF is even part of the current government.
American politics are fucked up. The commienazifascistabortionmurderers in the Democratic Party would be well at home alongside the Conservative People's Party around these parts.
Goldwater Republican (Score:2)
That's why we have the term "Goldwater Republican." Goldwater was an economical and governmental libertarian, and trashed the Republican party when the religious right started taking over. His legacy is mostly left in the American Libertarian party and the non-religious, fiscally and governmentally conservative wing of the Republican party.
Also don't forget our liberal base has moved to the left quite a bit and become more radical. John F. Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson were to the right of much of the Democrat
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Yeah, the Labor Party are getting less liberal every day.
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Yes, there are actually only three real liberals left in Washington D.C., and they're kept in a glass case at the Smithsonian. Here the liberals are mild Social Conservatives, the middle-of-the-road are Libertarian, and the conservatives are escaped Mental Patients and Religious Fanatics (or both.) Somehow over the last 30 years, corporate interests have found a way to only fund folks who were politically further and further right of center, so that at this point the center is further right than the far rig
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he's a "big L" Liberal.
Confusingly in Australia, the Liberal Party are the conservatives and the Labor Party are the liberals (with the Greens to the left of them).
Of course, our Liberal Party would probably be to the left of the US's congressional democrats on most issues..
--Q
Of course you upside-downies would do that. I'm surprised you haven't fallen off the planet yet.
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Confusingly yanks use the term "liberal" in a different way to the rest of the world. Liberalism in the rest of the world means small government, and "hands off". In Australia the "Liberal Party" is actually conservative. The Labor Party are centre-right. And the Greens manage to be the only major left-wing party. But give them power and they'll get corrupted as well.
This is because the US founding fathers espoused Liberal (big L) beliefs, touting small government and personal freedoms. Therefore, US "conservatives" want a conservative reading of the founding documents (Constitution, federalist papers, et al) and a conservative application of laws and government (as little as necessary), while US "liberals" want a liberal reading of founding documents (allowing for things like abuse of the interstate commerce clause) and liberal application of government solutions (as
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Indeed. But now we have precedents and what not, which make it hard to back-track on any of the less than honest reading of that esoteric document. Judges hate having to take a stand on something the rest of their kin was already decided is interpreted one way or the other...perhaps that's the reason for the rise of activist judges...remember, they are only an activist if they espouse an opinion different from your own.
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Don't agree (Score:2)
Looks like we all have an article to 'like'.... (Score:4)
Free speech cuts both ways (Score:4, Insightful)
You are free to express your opinions, but there are a few things to keep in mind. If you support an opinion by 'liking' it, you are basically supporting it with your name. It's like signing a petition: you surrender your anonymity in order to give more weight to the statement. But that will also mean that others disagreeing with you might like you less in the future, which is why you should only give your name to something you really agree with. This guy basically just republished the data others made publicly available on Facebook, which he is also free to do.
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You are free to express your opinions
Actually no. There is no such thing as "free speech" in Australia.
And "freedom of speech" varies by country around the world: Freedom of speech by country [wikipedia.org]
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Of course there is. Free speech is a human right, not something granted by the government. If free speech is abridged, it's a human rights violation. Ergo, there is free speech in Australia, but there may also be human rights violations in Australia.
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... there may also be human rights violations in Australia.
Who knew?
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You do realize that human rights are not defined solely by international treaties and declarations, right?
How does this crud get modded up (Score:2)
You are free to express your opinions
Actually no. There is no such thing as "free speech" in Australia.
This is pure bollocks.
http://www.immi.gov.au/living-in-australia/choose-australia/about-australia/five-freedoms.htm [immi.gov.au]
you need to do some reading.
Australians are free, within the bounds of the law, to say or write what we think privately or publicly, about the government, or about any topic. We do not censor the media and may criticise the government without fear of arrest.
What you're not allowed to do, is write false information, for example saying "OzPeter is a pedophile" without proof would be illegal if it were not an example.
It's great that we Australians don't take ourselves to seriously, because when they do (like the parent has) they are normally full of shit.
Who else? (Score:5, Funny)
So who do the Liberals have running for lead singer, guitar and drums?
Whining like a little bitch (Score:4, Insightful)
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That's assuming he's not one already? :)
Freedom of Speech (Score:3)
Some politicians think it applies only to people who agree with them.
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What? Think? I didn't know they could do that. Are you sure? Are they self-aware?
Andrew Nikolic quote (Score:2)
Straight from the mouth and Facebook page of a Australia Liberal politician.
"it's probably best you relocate your interaction to sites more suited to your ideological perspectives. This is a supporter's site for a Liberal Campaign after all." - Andrew Nikolic
When a Liberal politician openly admits that he has no interest is listening to or even allowing you to continue talking about issues that he disagrees with (and even continually threatens those who disagree with him [earlier in that same comment he thr
Candidate for Bass? (Score:2)
""Tasmanian Liberal candidate for Bass..."
Interesting. Is there a candidate for Perch? What about Walleye?
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I was going to be impressed that they elect their bass players, rather than just picking them out of a bar. I wonder if they elect lead singers, too?
Vote Nikolic for Warlord of Tasmania (Score:2)
Re:Typical neoconspam (Score:5, Informative)
"Liberal" in Australia's Liberal Party refers to economic liberalism, not center-left politics. They're pretty firm in right-wing territory, including the obligatory hate against homosexuals and women's rights. Add gun crazies, religious zealots and Birchers and you'd have the GOP*.
*I'll refrain from making the obvious "Remove gun crazies, religious zealots and Birchers from the GOP and you're left with nothing" joke. Well, maybe not.
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I um... feel stupid. I thought it was a typo on birther...
Just when you feel clever, you wish you never opened your mouth.
That has never been true anywhere (Score:2, Informative)
The terms stem from the french parliament where progressives used to sit on the left side and "conservatives" on the right side. These days there are no universal definitions of what are left and right wing and the terms are even more meaningless if we look at economic politics. For example, both socialists and anarchists are considered left wing, though their views on the desired economic system are like night and day. I think that most widely agreed definitions base "left-wing" on some form of social just
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Re:Typical (Score:5, Informative)
In this case, the Tasmanian Liberals [liberal.org.au] are more or less similar to those American 'Conservatives' who are still pretending to endorse the 'compassionate conservative' label.
Note key phrases such as "We believe in the importance of the family and that the standards of a free society should support family ideals.", "We further believe government should not compete with an efficient private sector", "We believe that Australia has a constructive role to play in maintaining international peace in alliance with other free nations", and "We further believe that competitive enterprise, the free choice of consumers in the marketplace and individual effort will maximise economic growth and national prosperity.".
You'd need a local observer to say to what degree these reflect genuine classical 'Liberalism', in something resembling the 19th century sense, and to what degree they reflect the rhetorical coating of a group of privatization-crazed crony capitalists with strong ties to local extraction industries and an enthusiasm for foreign policy adventurism; but these are not the 'liberals' in the American sense of the term...
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without a detailed knowledge of Australian politics I wanted to leave open the possibility that they weren't actually lying abhumans who leave a slime trail when they move...
That's a remote possibility anywhere. After all, we are talking about politicians (or wannabes, anyway) after all. The ones who aren't lying abhumans leaving a slime trail when they move are extreme outliers anywhere in the world.
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*headdesk*
And I apparently repeat myself, apparently. This is why I shouldn't post when I'm not awake.
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That's how Liberals work eh? Free speech for me, but not for thee.
Ah, that explains why the liberal ACLU defended those westboro "God hates fags" people protesting military funerals. Because liberals hate gay people and love church.
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If it wasn’t for Tasmania, Tony Abbott would have been your PM for the last 2 years.
Check out: http://www.tas.liberal.org.au/default.cfm?action=people&type=1 [liberal.org.au]
(For those who don’t get it, no, that page isn’t broken - there are no Tas Liberals in the House of Representatives – we supply 4 Labor and 1 Independent. Without them, Abbott would have had a majority in 2010.)