Mexico City Starts 'Games for Guns' Campaign 54
eldavojohn writes "Strange as it may sound, Mexico City is giving it their all in their efforts to crack down on gun related violence. The chief of police has 'announced that anyone prepared to surrender a high-calibre weapon, such as a machine gun, will receive a free computer in exchange. And, perhaps in the interests of scale and fair play, anyone turning in a smaller calibre handgun will be presented with either cash remuneration or an Xbox videogame console.'"
Microsoft safe... for now (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Microsoft is forming a Militia.... (Score:3, Funny)
This is proof to me that Microsoft is forming a Militia. If they can't dominate a market through economics, they will simply take it by force!
A test of the the intent... (Score:2)
Does that weapon bounty include chairs?
It doesn't stop there (Score:5, Funny)
Turn in a throwing knife. Get a calculator.
Want a PS3? Just show up.
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Cool (Score:1)
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Fine Print (Score:2, Funny)
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Too true though. I had a friend who was arrested in Mexico for (long story short) not paying a bribe to a policeman. He was never charged. Another friend of mine bribed the officials to get him out of jail. The entire ordeal was off the books.
A word to the wise: the police bribe was cheaper--you best pay up.
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Sorry, I should have used my backup joke then:
Buy illegal weapons on the street: $100
Trip to Mexico City: 20,000 Paco's
Walking into a police station with an AK-47, and walking out with a new computer : Priceless
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GRAW2 (Score:2)
But really, who would turn in a real high-calibre weapon for a lame virtual imitation? I know I wouldn't!
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Sorry, Senor, you'll have to come back tomorrow. (Score:5, Funny)
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This is the only sentence in the entire post with the word "Mexico." I didn't read the rest.
I just spent all my mod points for today, but if I had any left I'd mod this up simply because it's conceptually funny.
Observe:
Thanks, M. Gregory Thomas(tm) (what??), you are totally batshit nuts and have given me 2 minutes of amusement.
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Actually that should read: Mexico City is just like the towns around Orange County, except with less Mexicans.
The "guns" problem is easy to solve (Score:1)
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Sure. Then his brother comes after you. And your dad kills his brother. So the son kills your dad, and then your cousin kills the son, so the other cousin....
Get it? There's a reason why a stop was put to vigilante behaviour.
This is brilliant! (Score:3, Insightful)
No rest until we have our freedom! No rest until we have our -- whoa, shit! Free GTA IV! Thanks guys!
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Gonna buy me a machine gun... (Score:1)
Re:Gonna buy me a machine gun... (Score:4, Insightful)
I think that you've stretched hyperbole beyond credibility.
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Uhhh... You probably want to do that in the opposite order.
So that means... (Score:2)
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Janet Reno would be concerned (Score:1)
http://news.com.com/2100-1023-208562.html [com.com]
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Have it both ways? (Score:3, Insightful)
FTA:
Which is it -- guaranteed anonymity, or software from Microsoft? C'mon now!!!
Gun buy-back programs DO NOT WORK (Score:5, Informative)
The bad guys don't want to turn in their guns. Not for a couple of Lakers tickets, not for an XBOX360 (that they probably already have anyway). Legitimate, legal gun owners are not about to hand over a gun that cost many hundreds of dollars for what amounts to a trinket.
The only guns that get turned in are old junk that's rusting away in a closet, or some little old widow who's late husband had a gun and she doesn't know what to do with it.
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That seems a worthwhile goal though. If a previously (more) lawless society, where every boy and girl had a gun as a matter of necessity, is changing into a (more) lawful and densely populated society, the random guns lying around the house can be a big problem.
Not worth it (Score:1)
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What I always wonder (Score:3, Interesting)
It'd be awesome to buy a few dozen cheap guns and make a few thousand dollars of profit in xboxen.
Machine guns, eh? (Score:2)
Or did you mean fully automatic weapons like an UZI [wikipedia.org] or an AK-47 [wikipedia.org]? Because there's a big difference between the two.
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Had the silly thing in reverse (Score:2)