US Bans Sales of iPods To North Korea 269
gamer4Life writes "The United States has created their list of products banned from being exported to North Korea. This list includes iPods, plasma televisions and Segway electric scooters.
U.S. intelligence officials who helped produce the Bush administration's list said Kim prefers Mercedes, BMW and Cadillac cars; Japanese and Harley Davidson motorcycles; Hennessy XO cognac from France and Johnny Walker Scotch whisky; Sony cameras and Japanese air conditioners."
The Good Kind of Sanctions (Score:5, Insightful)
There are good sanctions & bad sanctions. An example of bad sanctions were the sanctions the UN imposed against Iraq [globalpolicy.org] that caused a lot of human suffering. Yes, it put pressure on the dictator but it was easy ammo to use against the United States. Essentially claiming that we were starving and murdering the civilians--and I knew people that were saying we were doing horrible things!
When we impose sanctions on a country to pressure the dictator, I think that things like food, water, clothing & medicine should be increased with pro-American propaganda along with it. What we should decrease is things like automobiles, electronics & other high standard of living commodities. Therefore we make it annoying for the people of North Korea to get by but it isn't possible to point to conditions of people dying due to our sanctions.
Their economy might stagnate and people might die as a result of that but it's not so easy to point the finger at the UN then. In my opinion, the blocking of these high commodities is precisely how sanctions should be done. If these have little or no effect (which they probably will) then you can always ramp it up to include other things. I think one of the harsher things you could do is just block all traffic two/from North Korea from the United States. I mean, they probably block most of it already so that might not matter but internet access would be another commodity that would certainly upset me if I didn't have access to it.
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have you tried living with a teenager that did not have her ipod? this causes HUGE amounts of human suffering!
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It would be a good idea if it actually worked. They were able to obtain material to make at least one atomic bomb, hardly the type of item you see at Best Buy.
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My thoughts exactly. If I was an enterprising scumbag (with the proper contacts), I would contact Kim and just have him draw up a list of what he wants, buy everything on the list, and resell them for 2-10x the cost. Does the USA check the mail to Johny Kim in N.Korea? if so then just find the country that does not and have someone send em from ther
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It doesn't have to; he won't change his mind about us because we annoy him. What will get his attention is if the influential North Korean upper-classmen get pissed off at him over his policies.
The lower-class are just ballast. It's the upper-class that wields the most political power because Kim can't function without them and their thousands of separate fiefdoms. If those upper-classmen cease enjoying their lifestyle, then watch for a regime change or even a "popular uprising of the common man".
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The masses might be starving, but what little oil, food, electricity, luxuries there are, all go to the military first. They are unlikely to rock the boat until the food actually starts running out, for them.
If any civilisation is three square meals aware from anarchy, i'd
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What will get his attention is if the influential North Korean upper-classmen get pissed off at him over his policies.
It's a nice theory, but the US banning sales directly to North Korea will likely have zero impact on the 600 or so families ability to get luxury goods. Does the US government think it can really stop the flow of a very small number of common items like this? 600 families isn't a whole lot, and it doesn't take a lot of people working in the black or grey markets to supply them with whateve
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They should only permit the export of Microsoft Zunes to NK, that'll show him!
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Have you studied North Korea or even reviewed the stories of people have went on their friendship tours?
Even those guided tours show that North Korea has in the little of the way of cars and luxuries.
Considering most North Koreans are lucky to hav
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The North Korean army and the party elites will receive the majority of the food and medical supplies and the people will be no better off than they were before. It is also extremely difficult to ensure that smuggling will not provide the limited quantity of luxury goods required to keep the elites happy, especially when China says that they will inspect
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Are you crazy? If anything, we should flood their markets with consumer goods at super cheap prices, in order to get citizens to see that Kim Jong-il is not the only product of god upon which the light shines. Let the glow of an ipod screen temporarily let a North Korean citizen forget the Kim Jong-il poster hanging in their living room.
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"In other words, you make the only people your enemies who could actually overthrow the dictator you're trying to get rid of - the rich upper-class with ambitions."
Yes, the rich upper class is always the one starting revolutions.
"Great plan. No surprise you're doing so well in Iraq, you have all these excellent ideas. ;-)"
Did you read the post to which you responded? GP was contrasting his idea to the ones used in Iraq. But don't let that get in the way of a chance to make an Iraq crack.
If GP wer
This will surely fail! (Score:5, Funny)
Our revolutionary scientific laborers, working under the glorious revolutionary banner of Juche, are coming up with our own as we speak! Our fervor shall produce better equipment than the American garbage, whether it be electronics, liquor, or food. Indeed, we have always done so, and the stories of us needing to import so called "luxury" goods are imperialist lies to discredit us.
As just one of many examples, it is well known that Great Leader Kim Il Sung, in his secret bunker on Mount Paekdu, singlehandedly created the Internet during the War of Resistance against the Japanese, passing on the specification to American military whose scientists who took credit dastardly for it twenty years later. I post this first post as a trivial testament to our revolutionary ingenuity, illustrating our pre-eminence!
Once again the imperialist dogs will be reminded of the futility of their ill-advised ways!
Your english is too good. So, I translated it. :) (Score:3, Funny)
Our revorutionary scientific raborers, rorking under the grorious revorutionary banner of Juche, are coming up rith our orn as re speak! Our fervor sharr produce better equipment than the American garbage, rhether it be erectronics, riquor, or food. Indeed, re have awrays done so, and the stories of us needing to import so carred "ruxury" goods are imperiarist ries to discredit us.
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He will think to himself, as I did while fumbling with one at B&H Photo, 'this thing must certainly be more than just a 30GB MP3/Video/Photo player given its size'. A 30GB iPod is relatively tiny, so the Zune must contain some kind of secret diabolical mechanical workings, gears and the like, that allow it to perform some task that the iPod cannot, like transform into a small motorbike or something.
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Newsflash (Score:4, Funny)
Seriously, why would the ban Segway exports?
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It's revenge against [windycitylefty.com],
not against Korea.
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If you've read your Dante, you'd know that evil is mostly about having incredibly stupid priorities. Starving the country so you can ride around on a toy is precisely the kind of thing evil people do.
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North Korea is dark (Score:5, Interesting)
I think if I could choose to stab anyone in the world in the face, he'd be a finalist for sure.
Maybe... (Score:2, Funny)
"North Korea: No Electricity Means No Light Pollution!"
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And Ethiopia has a damn good record on obesity.
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Even if they could afford cars, they wouldn't be able to park them in well-lit places.
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"The man drives BMWs and Caddies, rides a Harley, sips fine cognac and drinks good scotch, plays with cameras, and relaxes in air conditioning, and his country suffers mass starvation"
He said:
"The man drives BMWs and Caddies, rides a Harley, sips fine cognac and drinks good scotch, plays with cameras, and relaxes in air conditioning, and his country looks like this" (emphasis added)
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No, people who are starving to death do NOT typically buy into the ideology of their government. And the propaganda only makes it worse, since the people making it are so clueless as to the lot of the common people. Such as telling about North Korean prisoners in South Korea going on hunger strikes. "Hunger strikes??? There's food in South Korean prisons?????"
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[soapbox]But don't get me started on why the UN did not do anything when North Korea first
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That's bang-on. Read an interesting article the other week (Slate.com, maybe?) that basically said that while Darfur is a travesty, it's Disneyland (with no queues) compared to the concentration camps in North Korea. Yet nothing can be done.
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But what? Does America really have the stomach to have tens-of-thousands of their 'boys' (i.e. soldiers) die in an attempt to liberate north korea? And what if that nut-job responds with his supposed nukes? I suspect the only way would be the death of Kim combined with the people having the will to rise up themselves.
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Glenmorangie, Highland park, Lagavulin, those are good scotch whiskys.
Republicans in the dark (Score:2)
Look at this map [w-uh.com] with regards to the last presidential election results...
Talk about effective sanctions (Score:5, Funny)
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Effective Sanctions (Score:2, Funny)
They probably should have put a sanction on exports of Brylcreem and hair gel, in that case.
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In other news (Score:5, Funny)
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Buying is easy, shipping is not.
That is, unless they plan to smuggle the goods into North Korea through the invasion tunnels [globalsecurity.org] they dug into South Korea.
money (Score:3, Funny)
Preload them with Bon Jovi. (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, I'd vote that we export only iPods to North Korea. (I'd say only Zunes, but I feel like that's probably a crime against humanity.)
Kim Jong-il's Wish List (Score:2)
Seriously, I like doubled my knowledge about Kim by reading that list.
The list (Score:2, Funny)
Those bastards!
What about catfish? (Score:2)
We banned plasma TVs? (Score:5, Funny)
Does the U.S. even make plasma TVs?
While we're at it, why not ban quantum based time machine portals?
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No
"You can have my quantum based time machine when you pry it from my pet cyborg-velociraptor's cold, dead, laser talons."
In other news (Score:3, Funny)
Mercedes', BMWs and Cadillacs; Japanese and Harley Davidson motorcycles; Hennessy XO and Johnny Walker.
When asked for a comment, one nerd replied, "I had no idea there were products other than iPods and Segways. Mr. Kim has really opened my eyes to the new world of non-computing-related consumerism."
No surprise (Score:2)
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Workers' Paradises (Score:2)
North Korea is total
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A better idea... (Score:2)
interesting movie choices... (Score:2)
"He also is said to own an extensive movie library of more than 10,000 titles and prefers films about James Bond and Godzilla, along with Clint Eastwood's 1993 drama, "In the Line of Fire," and Whitney Houston's 1992 love story, "The Bodyguard.""
Interesting movie choices: both movies where a bodyguard puts himself in front of a bullet to save the person they're guarding. Do you think Kim Jong Il dreams of his own Client Eastwood or Kevin Costner to guard him?
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In Soviet Russia... (Score:2)
Many people who grew up in the Soviet Union in the 70's and 80's attribute the influence of bootleg copies of Western rock music to the eventual opening up of the Soviet Union. It seems to me that iPods could potentially have a similar role, and we're cutting that off.
Shouldn't we be flooding N.K. with as much cheap communications / recording equipment as possible?
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In Soviet Russia, iPod bans you!
Your tax dollars paid for this list (Score:2)
Probably not a lot of money spent, just the salaries of a bunch of high-ranking national security people for a few months. Nothing compared to the costs of an Iraq war or anything, but still... couldn't they find something more useful to do than waste their time on this useless masturbatory fantasy?
If the intention was to make Kim Jong Il fall over and die laughing at
Open the darn border already. (Score:3, Insightful)
-b.
BTW- that's why Soviet troops returning from the front after WW II often went straight to Siberia. They simply knew too much about how good the conditions were outside the Soviet Empire (this despite the fact that Germany and Poland were war-torn mudholes).
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Do not confuse the Soviet lifestyle of the 1930s/1940s of the larger cities and towns with the lifestyle of the rural peoples. The rural people's lifestyle really hadn't changed that much since the time of the ts
How do they get this information? (Score:2)
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Worse than that (Score:2)
Kim is a bad guy but (Score:2)
How many countries has the US invaded / attacked / destabilized in the past 60 years? VALUE OUT OF BOUND ERROR.
MAKE YOUR TIME (Score:5, Insightful)
WAR WAS BEGINNING.
Kim: WHAT HAPPEN?
Mechanic: SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BAN.
Operator: WE GET EMBARGO.
Kim: WHAT!!
Operator: VIDEO IPOD TURN ON.
Kim: IT'S YOU!!
Bush: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!
Bush: ALL YOUR IPOD ARE BELONG TO US.
Bush: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO BOREDOM.
Dictator Kim: WHAT YOU SAY!!
Bush: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PRESS PLAY MAKE YOUR TIME.
Bush: HA HA HA HA....
Operator: DICTATOR!
Kim: TAKE OFF EVERY 'MP3'!!
Kim: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
Kim: MOVE 'ITUNES'.
Kim: FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Re:Black market, anyone? (Score:4, Funny)
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American-made electronics? Sure (Score:2)
- Homer Simpson
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You're right.... years of starvation and poverty had no effect on them, but take away their access to iPods and they'll break out the guillotines!
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