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Submission + - Trained Soviet Attack Dolphins With Head-Mounted Guns Are On The Loose (en.ria.ru) 1

Submitted by caffeinejolt on Tuesday March 12, 2013 @11:39PM

caffeinejolt writes: Three Ukrainian commando dolphins trained to search for mines, attack divers and plant explosives have escaped from their handler in the Crimea, Russia's RIA Novosti news agency reported Tuesday.

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by jfalcon ( 163956 ) writes:

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.

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This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists, and not enough hunchbacks.