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OK, that does it! (Score:5, Funny)

by Quiet_Desperation ( 858215 ) writes: on Monday April 23, 2007 @11:09PM (#18849929)

REVOLUTION!!!!!!

First they came for my fats, and I said nothing. Then they came for my carbs, and I said nothing. Then they came for my sugars, and I said nothing.

But NOT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!

(insert Star Spangled Banner here)

One nation. One struggle. One destiny.

I had a dream! A chocolatey dream!

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- Re: (Score:1)
  
  by thzinc ( 679235 ) writes:
  
  Don't you mean a chocolate dream?
  - Re: (Score:2)
    
    by Quiet_Desperation ( 858215 ) writes:
    
    Probably. I was really tired when I wrote that. :)
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by quantaman ( 517394 ) writes:
  
  REVOLUTION!!!!!!
  
  First they came for my fats, and I said nothing. Then they came for my carbs, and I said nothing. Then they came for my sugars, and I said nothing.
  
  But NOT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!
  
  (insert Star Spangled Banner here)
  
  One nation. One struggle. One destiny.
  
  I had a dream! A chocolatey dream!
  Would you accept:
  
  A divided nation. Numerous struggles. Conflicting destinies.
  
  And a chocolatey-flavored dream?
- Re: OK, that does it! (Score:2)
  
  by Black Parrot ( 19622 ) writes:
  
  But NOT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!
  Yes, the arrogance in thinking they can legislate changes to the time of day was over the top, but messing with the definition of chocolate is utterly beyond the pale.
- I have a dream... (Score:2)
  
  by JacksBrokenCode ( 921041 ) writes:
  
  Coincidentally, Dr. King's speech was about "chocolates" as well...

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