Just goes to show that even democracy itself is powerless against a backhoe. I for one welcome our new backhoe overlords.
And I suppose it's just one big coincidence that the backhoe dug up a cable in a blue state. I mean sure you can say it was an accident, but we all know that the driver was secretly paid off by the illuminati to pull that fiber. Did you get his name? No? Ever wonder why? It's to hamper the investigation into the incident and hide the fact that the driver is now missing. Virginia counted 11 COVID deaths yesterday. Did you ever ask yourself why 11 and not 10? Of course not. Coronavirus is such a common way to die right now, and an easy way to clean up the tracks of your dirty deeds. Ever wonder why construction projects run over? Of course not. They run over all the time, so no one will ask how many of the construction crew have failed to turn up to work as it's expected they'll just throw a sickie.
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Just goes to show that even democracy itself is powerless against a backhoe. I for one welcome our new backhoe overlords.
And I suppose it's just one big coincidence that the backhoe dug up a cable in a blue state. I mean sure you can say it was an accident, but we all know that the driver was secretly paid off by the illuminati to pull that fiber. Did you get his name? No? Ever wonder why? It's to hamper the investigation into the incident and hide the fact that the driver is now missing. Virginia counted 11 COVID deaths yesterday. Did you ever ask yourself why 11 and not 10? Of course not. Coronavirus is such a common way to die right now, and an easy way to clean up the tracks of your dirty deeds. Ever wonder why construction projects run over? Of course not. They run over all the time, so no one will ask how many of the construction crew have failed to turn up to work as it's expected they'll just throw a sickie.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!