Anything you want changed, just claim that its for the children. There's a big percentage of adults in this country that have kids. Most of these people are die-hard parents.
Their own children can do no wrong, are perfect angels, etc. Its easy to see where you could get something changed if you said for the children, because if you didn't approve, you're automatically against the children.
We all know that anyone against children is a terrorist. Are you a terrorist?
Indeed. I think we should all send complaints to the FCC that there's not enough profanity, violence and sexual content on television. If we encourage more and more offensive content on television, especially in the after-school hours, eventually, more and more parents will simply get rid of the television, forcing their children to get off their (grossly obeses) asses and go outside and socialize with other children, or maybe even, gasp, read. Imagine a world where children are active in their play, well socialized with other children, and read regularly.
So, in the end, more sex and violence is definitely for the children.
Be amusing if the FCC got a few hundred thousand letters telling them that.
Could this be a new slashdot classic, for the children?
Soon we will be imagining a bewolf clusters of children (ala matrix)... & in Soviet Russian the children are for you (which might be true)...
god I hope that when the machines take over they aren't programmed by members of the PTC. Can you imagine the Matrix they would create. No one would ever have any sex... wait a minute... has anyone here on slashdot ever had any sex?
*raises hand and chuckles* Though, for some of us, it's not a matter of have we had sex, it's a matter of locations on the list of "places I want to screw" we haven't checked off yet (yes, I actually knew a girl who had a list of exactly that).
I feel that it should be legal for me to snort coke off a hooker's ass while driving a stolen Humvee at 80 mph through a church parking lot. For the children.
I feel that it should be legal for me to snort coke off a hooker's ass while driving a stolen Humvee at 80 mph through a church parking lot. For the children.
I feel that it should be legal for me to snort coke off a hooker's ass while driving a stolen Humvee at 80 mph through a church parking lot. For the children
I love you... both for myself, and for the children.
Does any one else find it humourous when the said little female angel is found in the back of the bus at 13 giving a hummer to a 16 year old ? Then the little angel parents sue the school and school bus company ? Which she then gets knocked up at 16 and the parents blame tv ?
Maybe I got a sick twisted sense of humour but that there is funny.
That is correct. The evangelicals and the christian fundementalists (same thing) beleive that life should be kid safe and sex should be only used by married people to create children...
So yes.. It is really all for the Children... even fucking your wife.
Cant abort them, cant have recreational, lude, dirty monkey love... you can only make babies... because jesus may be one of them one day...
It would be a dam shame to abort jesus by accident.
That is afterall the real reason behind the a
Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.
Children (Score:5, Funny)
Go on, say it.
For the children.
Anything you want changed, just claim that its for the children. There's a big percentage of adults in this country that have kids. Most of these people are die-hard parents.
Their own children can do no wrong, are perfect angels, etc. Its easy to see where you could get something changed if you said for the children, because if you didn't approve, you're automatically against the children.
We all know that anyone against children is a terrorist. Are you a terrorist?
That's the same kind of shit these people pull.
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So, in the end, more sex and violence is definitely for the children.
Be amusing if the FCC got a few hundred thousand letters telling them that.
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Then you get into the problem of what books children find in the library, or school library.
Heaven forbid, they could find books on magic (i.e. Harry Potter), or other unsavoury topics.
In NZ, "Fungus the Bogyman" got removed from school libraries becuase a Member of Parliament's child brought it home from the school library...
NZ Parliament - equivalent to the USA House of Representatives. Or maybe Congress. We've only got the one House.
A Little Test (Score:5, Funny)
Mod me up... for the children.
(Is it working yet? Is this thing on?)
A new slashdot classic (Score:2, Funny)
Soon we will be imagining a bewolf clusters of children (ala matrix)... & in Soviet Russian the children are for you (which might be true)...
god I hope that when the machines take over they aren't programmed by members of the PTC. Can you imagine the Matrix they would create. No one would ever have any sex... wait a minute... has anyone here on slashdot ever had any sex?
Re:A new slashdot classic (Score:2)
Though, for some of us, it's not a matter of have we had sex, it's a matter of locations on the list of "places I want to screw" we haven't checked off yet (yes, I actually knew a girl who had a list of exactly that).
Re:A new slashdot classic (Score:2)
it generally goes
IRAQ
IRAQ
IRAQ
Any other place with oil
(ok it was funny when i thought of it)
suchetha
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And I damn well want to see THAT on TV.
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I love you... both for myself, and for the children.
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I sure hope my parents are die-hard. I'd miss not being able to call them up and chat every now and again.
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Does any one else find it humourous when the said little female angel is found in the back of the bus at 13 giving a hummer to a 16 year old ? Then the little angel parents sue the school and school bus company ? Which she then gets knocked up at 16 and the parents blame tv ?
Maybe I got a sick twisted sense of humour but that there is funny.
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That is correct. The evangelicals and the christian fundementalists (same thing) beleive that life should be kid safe and sex should be only used by married people to create children...
So yes.. It is really all for the Children... even fucking your wife.
Cant abort them, cant have recreational, lude, dirty monkey love... you can only make babies... because jesus may be one of them one day...
It would be a dam shame to abort jesus by accident.
That is afterall the real reason behind the a