Obama Will Nominate Elena Kagan To the Supreme Court 413
Mr Pink Eyes writes "President Obama has made his choice to fill the vacancy in the Supreme Court that was left by the retirement of Justice Stevens. According to this article that choice will be Elena Kagan."
Re:!newsfornerds (Score:2, Funny)
I don't come to the comment page for this type of article to read this kind of comment. I read these comments to see flame bait and trolling.
In other vaguely tech-related news... (Score:5, Funny)
Today Paris Hilton walked past an internet router.
Re:!newsfornerds (Score:5, Funny)
I mean, looking at the title, what exactly did you think you'd find in this article?
A new BSG spin-off?
Re:Holy Biased Article, Batman! (Score:3, Funny)
Reuters? Pfft!
I always get my news from actungjudenverboten.com. I like their arts coverage.
Re:In other vaguely tech-related news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Holy Biased Article, Batman! (Score:4, Funny)
Is he a Jehovah's Witness?
As an agent of the WPP I can't answer that, but let's just say Jehovah did some pretty nasty things and he may not have been as careful as he thinks.
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! (Score:5, Funny)
Welcome (Score:2, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new man-suit wearing overlords.
Re:RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! (Score:4, Funny)
Slashdot has been rundown by PolySci Majors!! RUN AWAY! Run of the hills!
Slow news day, and throwing some politics into the mix always generates some page hits. It's either that or the umpteenth "iPad defeats netbooks, AIDS, and communism" article.
Re:!newsfornerds (Score:5, Funny)
Or at least tell us which type of phone she has and what her favorite desktop theme is.
Krogans in Supreme Court? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not sure whether it's a good idea to put Krogans in the Supreme Court. After all, they were genetically engineered as a weapon and so it might not be safe for the other members of the court. On the other hand, it might give me and Obama Paragon points that might open interesting conversation options later. What do your think?
Sorry... (Score:5, Funny)
Not that kind of Cisco. [eonline.com]
Weather For Nerds. Stuff that Confuses (Score:4, Funny)
See that big bright ball in the sky? Thats the sun.
This wet stuff? It's called rain.
None of this happens in basements...
Re:A Jewish lesbian chickenhawk? ORLY? (Score:1, Funny)
LOL at most of what you said, but I have it on extremely close and good authority she's not actually gay.
I know someone who *knows* her, if you catch my subtly inferred reference to a certain religious book and the sort of "knowing" of people contained therein...
Re:!newsfornerds (Score:3, Funny)
What if Ms Kagan runs Linux?
Wow, I knew Linux was platform-agnostic but had no idea the kernel was compatible with flesh and blood architecture. Or are they patching in the spleen and circulatory system drivers later?
Re:!newsfornerds (Score:5, Funny)
3314 Saddam Hussein Arrested by CmdrTaco
All I've got to say is how Cmdr Taco found time to head over to Iraq and arrest Saddam Hussein is beyond me. What with all the attention paid to editing Slashdot submissions...
Wait a minute. I think I just figured it out.
Move along. Nothing to see here.
Re:!newsfornerds (Score:4, Funny)
Unless...maybe this is a subtle way of saying Kagan is a robot! Is Obama poised to nominate the first female robot Supreme Court Justice? This could indeed be a historic moment! Not only that, it would finally balance the court in terms of robot justices. Finally the liberal side of the court will have its own robot justice to balance out Clarence Thomas.
Re:Obama confirms his right-wing credentials (Score:2, Funny)
Don't let the spin fool you. It would be impossible for Obama to find someone to the left of justice Stevens. Therefore, even replacing him with a fire breathing, man-hating lesbian liberal would be a move to the right.
Re:!newsfornerds (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, near elections there are a lot of political stories on /. I recall that there was an actual "Politics" section created in 2004.
You're currently soaking in it.
Followinf the rest of his choices (Score:2, Funny)
Seeing the type of people he normally nominates, she must be something like a convicted armed bank robber.
Re:Of course... (Score:3, Funny)
Somebody mod this up please.