Clinton Takes Ohio, Texas; McCain Seals The Deal

You can read it pretty much anywhere, but Clinton took Ohio and Texas meaning that the democratic primaries are far from over. Unlike the Dems, McCain has locked his nomination for the Republicans by breaking the 1,191 delegates necessary. So there it is. Talk amongst yourselves.

I'm for the liger party

[Himring]

vote pedro....

Don't blame me. . .

[MistaE]

I voted for Kodos.

Re:why is texas a win for her?

[mosb1000]

"On the one side is Fascism, on the other Socialism."

So you feel that Clinton and Obama are your only choices?

Nooooooooo

[krovisser]

My videogames... my precious videogames!

Re:Lest ye forget

[Firehed]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66/Firehed/ronpaul.jpg [photobucket.com]

Re:Don't blame me. . .

[dc29A]

Who bent your wookie?

Hand Solo

Re:Democrats

[InvisblePinkUnicorn]

"He is black, call him black."

What the hell? I am so sick of these nebulous terms. Let's get it right. He is #935C33, I am #FEE497.

Re:why is texas a win for her?

[JudgeFurious]

I'd probably still vote for McCain. In fact I'm sure I would. I imagine my wife might be more willing to vote for Hillary if Obama were her running makte (seeing as my wife comes from a more Democrat-leaning history) but I couldn't bring myself to vote for her under any circumstances. If she had Jesus Christ as her running mate and he actually returned to campaign with her I'd still vote McCain.

Re:NO!

[dpilot]

Red Kang or Blue Kang?

Re:Fraud - AGAIN!

[Anonymous Coward]

You think that's bad? Here in Chicago, the dead rise to vote. Can't go to my polling place without fearing a good old fashion brain eatting.

(It's actually kind of sad that voter fraud is so common here we joke about it)

Re:crank crank crank

[The One and Only]

John McCain has suffered multiple plane crashes, imprisonment in a Vietnamese POW camp, and several bouts of malignant cancer. My theory is, he's immoral.

Barack Osama

[Myria]

when the Republicans crank up the "great wurlitzer" (AKA the "noise machine") and start attacking "Barack Hussein Osama... er... Obama"

If they get to change one letter of Obama's last name in order to make a comparison, I get to change one letter of Huckabee's.

Re:The First Gentleman

[Eunuchswear]

Yet, if she took office, I have a deep-seated fear we would go the way of France.

You mean...

... good food, nice wine and loadsa nukes?

... or a rightwing religious nutjob president married to a model?

... or a secretary of state who threatens Iran with war if they don't stop trying to get the beurme?

Quelle horreur.

Re:Texas voter here: This is simply untrue.

[dr_dank]

I also voted twice in this primary.

Diebold strikes again!