French Threat To ID Secret US Satellites 355
SkiifGeek brings to our attention a story that ran on space.com a few months back but didn't get much wider notice at the time. "The French have identified numerous objects in orbit that do not appear in the ephemeris data reported by the US Space Surveillance Network. Now, the US claims that if it doesn't appear in the ephemeris data, then it doesn't exist. The French insist that at least some of the objects they have found boast solar arrays. Therefore it seems that the French have found secret US satellites. While they don't plan to release the information publicly, they do intend to use it as leverage to get the US to suppress reporting of sensitive French satellites in their published ephemeris."
Re:Headline (Score:5, Funny)
oh god... (Score:5, Funny)
ground control to major tom (Score:5, Funny)
If they're referring to the moon, that's been ours for a while (finders keepers), and it's not exactly a secret. unless you're referring to man-made satellites only?
'Lost' satellites (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh no the French are mad (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is easily winnable for the USA (Score:5, Funny)
the American infantry will drop into Normandy, make a big mess of the coast and head for Berlin at high speed; reaching the operational "goal" in less than 24 hours as they can just take the train instead of grunting it out by foot.
The French will barely notice ; but the Germans will wonder why Checkpoint Charlie was rebuild overnight.Berlin disco's will put on a "retro" 40's theme.
The European Union will then spend the next six months debating who will pay for the environmental damage done to the French coast and whether or not the shrimp industry qualifies for subsidies.
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Re:This is easily winnable for the USA (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Secret US Satellites? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Tor like oatmeals! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:This is easily winnable for the USA (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This is easily winnable for the USA (Score:5, Funny)
Wow. You really think half of the Ospreys won't crash?
Re:let 'em (Score:3, Funny)
But if they're not there, it's...serious?
uh hem... (Score:5, Funny)
"No, it certainly does not."
"Oh...good. Then I'll just be orbiting this small camera platform over here next to it and...."ZZZzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzaaaaaaappppppppppppPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
"I thought you said your secret satellite doesn't fire lasers!!??"
"That's not my secret satellite..."
In their defense.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:US? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:But you don't get it, they "don't" exist! (Score:3, Funny)
How many frenchmen does it take to defend paris? (Score:2, Funny)
[Not a Troll, just a man with cheap jokes]
Re:But you don't get it, they "don't" exist! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:How many frenchmen does it take to defend paris (Score:5, Funny)
Why do the French plant trees beside the road?
So the Germans can march in the shade.
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BMO
karma to burn baaaybe, karma to burn...
Re:let 'em (Score:2, Funny)
So what you're saying is that we will have to ban coffee or let the terrorists win?
Re:I don't think so (Score:4, Funny)
Really handy (Score:2, Funny)
Give the camera a good mooning?
Re:I don't think so (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Spy vs Spy (Score:5, Funny)
Sir Humphrey: Yes, but they don't know that you probably wouldn't.
Jim Hacker: They probably do.
Sir Humphrey: Yes, they probably know that you probably wouldn't. But they can't certainly know.
Jim Hacker: They probably certainly know that I probably wouldn't.
Sir Humphrey: Yes, but even though they probably certainly know that you probably wouldn't, they don't certainly know that, although you probably wouldn't, there is no probability that you certainly would.
if they don't exist... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:US? (Score:3, Funny)
You might want to put a flag on it, just not your flag on it. If you really wanted to confuse people you'd use the flag of somewhere like Zimbabwe.
Re:The French Aren't Threatening Anyone (Score:3, Funny)
Re:But you don't get it, they "don't" exist! (Score:3, Funny)
The French detect a spy plane flying over their territory and on suspecting that it belongs to the US contact them:
French: We have an unidentified plane flying over our territory and believe it is yours
USA: I don't think so
French: Are you sure?
USA: Yes
French: So you won't mind if we shoot it down
USA: Uh um, you had better hold off on that one
Apparently the French Thompson radar are meant to be that good. Not being a military expert I don't really know.
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Re:This is easily winnable for the USA (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Tweenies (Score:2, Funny)
*ducks and runs*