Congress Debating "No-Work" Database 438
grag writes "Cnet is reporting that the US Congress, in their quest for immigration reform, seeks to force employers to utilize a database to determine a person's eligibility for employment. The Department of Homeland Security would operate the database and would be given access to IRS records for this purpose. The article mentions similarities between this proposal and the no-fly list — and the expectation of similar difficulties the proposed database could pose to valid people seeking employment."
And They'll Start With... (Score:4, Funny)
Next up.... (Score:4, Funny)
After all, computer security could be improved if we keep these pesky numbers out of our calculations. By Federal Law, all numerical calculations will require verifification with the National Irrational Number Database (NIHD) to ensure these numbers do not penetrate our borders.
eventually... (Score:2, Funny)
One List to rule them all, One List to find them, One List to bring them all, and in the illegality bind them.
Re:Land of the Free, Indeed (Score:2, Funny)
*shudder*
One Scenario (Score:4, Funny)
Guard: "What do you want?"
Jennifer Lopez: "I have a concert here tonight. Let me in."
Guard: "I don't know. You look Mexican to me."
JLo: "I am HISPANIC!"
Guard: "What's your name?"
JLo: "What? Do you live in a box?? I am JENNIFER LOPEZ!!!!"
Guard: "Uh... okay. Oh, here you are. I'm sorry I can't let you in."
JLo: "WHAT! Why not???"
Guard: "Your name is on the 'No Work' list."
JLo: "@#$%^&*(!!!!! Jennifer Lopez is a VERY common Hispanic name! That's not me!!!"
Guard: "Sorry. You're on the list, you don't work. It's the law."
So what I'm trying to say is that at least ONE good thing would come out of this law.
That's not a question (Score:3, Funny)
How many are going to get burned?
All of us.
Re:duplicate employment (Score:3, Funny)
Clearly, that will no longer be allowed. Anyway, its unChristian: the Bible says no man can serve two masters.