FBI Target Puts His Life Online 324
After the FBI mistakenly targeted him as a terror suspect five years ago, art professor Hasan Elahi began recording his entire life online for the perusal of government agents or anyone else who wants to look in. "I've discovered that the best way to protect your privacy is to give it away," he says, grinning. "It's economics. I flood the market."
Re:Killing time? (Score:4, Funny)
How to defeat the CCCP (Score:5, Funny)
Not paranoid (Score:5, Funny)
Well, it's not paranoia if they're actually after you.
Re:New religion (Score:2, Funny)
God forbid.
Re:New religion (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Come on... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Here is to hoping... (Score:4, Funny)
Correct headline (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Clearly, he's guilty as sin! (Score:2, Funny)
This won't work! (Score:1, Funny)
Of course he's doing photos to proove differently. (Bin Laden made whole movies(!) and made channels show them on TV.) But what does he between the photos? Does he force women to hide their faces. Does he force children to hold and use a rifle?
We, the FBI and CNN, will find out.
Re:Sorry, no. (Score:4, Funny)
AFAIK, I'm not doing anything tomorrow. Until the new Google service shows up in beta, anyone got any good suggestions?
Re:Clearly, he's guilty as sin! (Score:3, Funny)
I guess the term white guys could include Jews for large values of white, but some people [aryan-nations.org] might disagree. Then, again, Arabs and Jews can both be characterised as Semites [wikipedia.org], but that might upset other folks [adl.org] and offend the sensibilities of the politically correct who really don't know WTF they're saying (if anything).
Either way, you're screwed. You'd appeal to larger groups if you use more specific terminology or, as an alternative, use ethnic humour to make the point. If it was me, I'd opt for ethnic humour route, and offend everyone you possibly can.
Re:Nice, clever, but still not right (Score:2, Funny)
His wardrobe probably needs to be updated as well. I see no transactions at any nice mens clothing stores
Re:Let me tell you a story (Score:2, Funny)
The laws should really be changed...
No the laws don't need to be changed your teenager just needs to stop posting to MySpace.
Re:Let me tell you a story (Score:4, Funny)
Wait a minute, I thought that in Soviet Russia, the story told you!