InternetVoting writes "The upcoming historic Nigerian elections are going to be defended by an army of observers armed, not with guns, but with text messages. Every one of the observers will be outfitted with a cell phone to report vote tampering. The volunteers are a part of the Network of Mobile Election Monitors, and they use freeware to do what they do. From the article: 'NMEM is using a free system called Frontline SMS, developed by programmer Ken Banks, to keep track of all of the texts. Originally developed for conservationists to keep in touch with communities in National Parks in South Africa, the system allows mass-messaging to mobile phones and crucially the ability to reply to a central computer. It has already been used in countries such as Zimbabwe as a way of bypassing broadcast restrictions and distributing information to rural communities.'"
This is the number to call if you'd like to report a fraud during the Nigerian election : 1-888-GO-419
You'll soon get called back by voting official Dr. Adewale Johnson, who incidentally also has a lot of money locked up in a bank account and needs your help.
HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN ELECTORAL COMISSION, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO MONITOR THE ELECTION. IN RETURNS, WE SHALL TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN TEXTING CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK.
Its too simple. You guys don't know what you are talking about. Doing it all with one computer and an SMS modem? You can't future proof it that way. I want to see some mention of CORBA and SOAP. How can you have a system without middleware? I keep searching for contractors using your keywords and nobody is coming up.
Can you use dot NET? Everybody uses that these days. And what if I want to use it when I am already on the phone. Can't it have a WAP interface as well? Listen, I don't give a shit that the thing works. I want to sell a thousand copies of this thing and nobody is going to pay a million bucks for something which doesn't use a single cutting edge technology.
And don't get me started on your engineering practices. Last month this POS stopped working and you attached it to a different power circuit and a came right up. You can't make any money off maintenance that way. You need to network at least three computers with 12 daemons which have to start in a specific order, and have it crash from running out of memory at least once a week. Fault calls are where the real money is made. Lets see some forward thinking thanks.
Makes me wonder when election campaigns start to apply the actual science to elections. There are fairly robust natural language processing techniques available for what is called "sentiment classification". You define a set of topics and a machine can analyze, say, local newspapers and blogs to gauge with fairly high precision whether the candidate is getting praised or lambasted on certain issues, and how strongly. Since most of the stuff is on the web, analysis could be done in near-real time. This coul
Yes, but then the results from that area can be kept off the final tally until a fair re-vote is held there.
The problems will arise if they have volunteers who can be bribed.
an army of observers armed, not with guns, but with text messages.
If they only have cell phones and no way to physically back it up, they're just a self important cluster phuque with cell phones. Once they are done with their self congratulatory phase, they will go back to their nice safe homes and leave Africa to return to the state of barbarity into which it has settled. It is best described by the quote from the movie 'Hotel Rwanda', "You're not even a nigger. You're an African."
It's easy, natural and fun to look at this effort with cynicism, but it really does represent a great application of information sharing in the service of freedom.
Cell phones are relatively cheap, ubiquitous and easy to use. If the procedures promoted in the articles really do make if more difficult to manipulate elections, they should be exported to my own country.
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You'll soon get called back by voting official Dr. Adewale Johnson, who incidentally also has a lot of money locked up in a bank account and needs your help.
Working well (Score:4, Funny)
Doing it all wrong (Score:5, Funny)
Can you use dot NET? Everybody uses that these days. And what if I want to use it when I am already on the phone. Can't it have a WAP interface as well? Listen, I don't give a shit that the thing works. I want to sell a thousand copies of this thing and nobody is going to pay a million bucks for something which doesn't use a single cutting edge technology.
And don't get me started on your engineering practices. Last month this POS stopped working and you attached it to a different power circuit and a came right up. You can't make any money off maintenance that way. You need to network at least three computers with 12 daemons which have to start in a specific order, and have it crash from running out of memory at least once a week. Fault calls are where the real money is made. Lets see some forward thinking thanks.
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Also, why can't we send ballot papers to the polling stations via the Internet?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6578499.s
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Say WHAT?! (Score:1, Redundant)
Ron Rivest has the answer (Score:2, Interesting)
http://rangevoting.org/Rivest3B.html [rangevoting.org]
Makes me wonder when election campaigns start to a (Score:2)
what's the point (Score:1)
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That's not how it works in Africa
The election monitors are there to endorse the winning candidate.
Some rural areas in Zimbabwe's last election had a 110% voter turnout.
If I tell you that the voters must oftentimes cover 10-20 miles on foot in order to vote, you'll see how preposterous that figure really is.
The bulk of the election monitors endorsed the election as "Free and Fair".
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Now that I think about it, why didn't Doom have a cell phone as a weapon?
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Silent observer = WOMBAT [note] = NULL
Vocal observer = CORPSE.
[note] Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
How to volunteer (Score:1)
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Happened first couple of times we used SMS-based voting for TV shows here in my country.
Also happens occasionally on New Year's eve etc.
SMS service generally has capacity that presumes only a fraction of users will be sending an SMS at any particular moment.
You Voted? (Score:1)
Excellent! (Score:3, Funny)
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If they only have cell phones and no way to physically back it up, they're just a self important cluster phuque with cell phones. Once they are done with their self congratulatory phase, they will go back to their nice safe homes and leave Africa to return to the state of barbarity into which it has settled. It is best described by the quote from the movie 'Hotel Rwanda', "You're not even a nigger. You're an African."
Sad to say, Everyday I s
In the usa texting cost a lot (Score:2)
this is so freakin ingenious! (Score:1)
"Sunshine is the Best Disinfectant" (Score:2)
It's easy, natural and fun to look at this effort with cynicism, but it really does represent a great application of information sharing in the service of freedom.
Cell phones are relatively cheap, ubiquitous and easy to use. If the procedures promoted in the articles really do make if more difficult to manipulate elections, they should be exported to my own country.
I know... (Score:2, Funny)