Sport Is Unrelated To Obesity In Children 594
xiox writes "The UK government is planning to stop funding a study to understand obesity in children. The study fits children with accelerometers to measure how much energy each child uses in a day by moving. The results are surprising. Those children who do sports at school do not burn more calories than those who don't. Furthermore there is no correlation between body mass index and the number of calories used! The results are very interesting, suggesting that genetics and diet are the main reasons for childhood obesity, not sport. The UK government is trying to increase the amount of sport in schools."
Nutrionists Discover Free Energy! (Score:5, Funny)
Startling--this is apparently the next wave of human evolution--a breed of child that can expend energy without depleting any of its energy reserves.
It is only a matter of time before this unlicensed borrowing from the aether bears grave repercussions for the laws of physics.
In the meanwhile, however, I suggest rigging up these children to some sort of power collection device. We can retard global warming by moving away from fossil fuels to infinite-energy-children fuels, and thereby ensure a safe future for our mutant underlords!
Skinny people have larger bowel movements (Score:1, Funny)
Even though the skinny children and the fat children both consume nearly identical quantities of food, the skinny children excrete it all, while the fat kids retain a little more of each meal. This unexpelled waste builds up and causes weight gain and bloat.
This is not a problem caused by lack of excercise. No, this is a problem caused by lack of laxatives. The husky child needs more laxative to make him get up and go.
Re:High Frutose corn syrup (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm skeptical... (Score:3, Funny)
Of course, she spent hours lying in the sun and photosynthesizing. I tried to warn her about that, but would she listen? No!
Re:Everyone knows (Score:5, Funny)
I hope you aren't an engineer.
Re:Maybe sports in school takes fun out of exercis (Score:3, Funny)
It's the law of grammar posts. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Maybe sports in school takes fun out of exercis (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nobody RTFA! (Score:5, Funny)
Also, they have bigger bones.
Re:Well, that and... (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, come off your high horse. You anti-stereotypers are all the same.