Chinese Hack Attacks on DoD Networks Coordinated 295
An anonymous reader writes " The Naval Network Warfare Command says that Chinese hackers are relentlessly targeting Defense Department networks with cyber attacks. The 'volume, proficiency and sophistication' of the attacks supports the theory that the attacks are government supported. The motives of the attacks emanating from China include technology theft, intelligence gathering, exfiltration, research on DOD operations and the creation of dormant presences in DOD network for future action. Onlookers warn that current US defenses against these attacks are 'dysfunctional', and that more aggressive measures should be taken to ensure government network safety."
Attacks? We know what to do (Score:3, Funny)
Back to uunet or fidonet, where our bits can be safe.
Sure (Score:5, Funny)
Sure... drop some bombs. What could possibly go wrong?
Re:Onlookers? (Score:5, Funny)
Our lasers are plenty effective. Don't criticize me with no actual knowledge.
PC Anywhere (Score:3, Funny)
Takeout food, anyone? (Score:2, Funny)
I am the Decider. (Score:5, Funny)
Despite our warrantless wiretaps, I don't think we know who picked up the phone and said
Secretary of States Bill Gates added "For the umpteenth time, we are not looking for an excuse to go to war with China. We are not planning a war with China. Yes, we do have contingency plans for wars with every other country in the world, but not China. And even it we did, we have not taken any actual final decisions to act on them in the immediately foreseeable future. We have just sent elint-equipped cruisers to the East China Sea, but those are just there to help Taiwan with its streaming internet video capacity."
In response to a question from reporters as to whether cyberattacks originating from other countries, such as Saudi Arabia, had been observed, Gates said "That's classified information. And besides, who cares? We're not talking about Saudi Arabia, we're talking about China."
Re:A Military Attack is Military Attack (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, but we pray to Jesus before we do it. Makes all the difference.
Re:Far outstripping other attackers (Score:2, Funny)
Time for someone to declare... (Score:1, Funny)