Get on the 'Gates for President' Bandwagon 654
netbuzz writes "Dilbert's Scott Adams kicked off the idea in his November 19th blog post, saying there isn't anything wrong with this country that President Bill Gates couldn't cure in less time than it takes to get a new operating system out the door. Today, the idea is moving forward with a brand-new 'Bill Gates for President' Web site. Adams is also back on the campaign trail, flogging the site and Gates' candidacy." A blog post at Network World includes a lot of eye-rolling about this idea, but neither Adams nor the folks at the 'Gates for President' website seem to be taking this lightly.
Imagine if ... (Score:5, Funny)
Pres Gates Day 1: The U.S. needs to become the most innovative country in the world, so I have decided in interest of attaining this goal we will rebuild Washington D.C.
Pres Gates Day 365: The Capital 2.0 is running ahead of schedule, I know it's been tough living and working out of trailers, but we should be finished within a year
Pres Gates Day 700: Due to the new competition from Tokyo's rebuilding operations, we have decided to restart our Capitol 2.0 project, but the delay will be worth it since our new Capitol will be even better than the original one planned
Pres Gates Day 1000: We have found that the Capitol 2.0 subway system was incompatible with the Capitol 2.0 sewage system, so we will rebuild DC's old subway system and try to make it work within the Capitol 2.0 structure
Pres Gates on his last day: On my final day in office, I am proud to unveil Capitol 2.0
BSoD (Score:5, Funny)
shock! (Score:5, Funny)
Have things really got that bad?
Top Ten Reasons Bill Gates Would Run for President (Score:5, Funny)
2. He heard that some government agencies were using UNIX.
3. He wants to get that illegal sports car in SF Bay into the US.
4. He just thinks it would be neat to be president of two big thingies.
5. He's hot for Janet Reno.
6. His ego needs to be inflated.
7. He lost the key to his mansion, so he needs a new place to live.
8. He thinks that he can use MS Money to balance the budget.
9. He feels that Perot just didn't throw enough money at it.
10. He wants to make Windows '95 the official operating system of the USA.
Ok, those look kind of dated...but still funny
On the serious side, I wonder how many people with the power to see into the mysterious future, were tempted to e-mail the editor about a SERIOUS problem with this story!
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Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:5, Funny)
You must have heard that a couple of years ago.
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:4, Funny)
Qualifications? (Score:5, Funny)
Careful what ya wish for, I suppose.
The ultimate application of the Dilbert Principle (Score:5, Funny)
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WordPress Error (Score:3, Funny)
Slashdot it!!
Quick, someone tell Digg, then Fark!
Finally! (Score:4, Funny)
Crow T. Trollbot
Just one question (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Remember (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Expect a ban on open source.. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Remember (Score:3, Funny)
yes, but Forbes apparently a) owns a mirror and b) has stopped let his mother pick out his clothes for him.
Re:First day on the Job (Score:5, Funny)
I solemnly swear to embrace the Constitution... (Score:5, Funny)
Stop the presses!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Yow! A brand new mindless hot-button issue! Stop the presses! A guy who actually knows how to operate a computer should be president! Not some pen-wielding dipshit, not some bozo who can't tell the backtick from an apostrophe, but a guy who can actually bring up a certain word processing program, type something in it, and successfully print it and save it to disk! Brilliant, Holmes, brilliant!
Where can we find such a strange and noble leader? Elect him at once, I say! I for one welcome our new mouse-button-pressing overlord!
Of course, he did gratuitously use a backslash instead of a forward slash in pathnames. And, not to be picky, but the space in the "Program Files" directory name was not a good idea, nor was the two-character sequence in DOS file carriage returns. And that whole monopoly thing, are we over that yet?
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:WordPress Error (Score:2, Funny)
Digg:
"..." (37 diggs)
"Me too" (102 diggs)
Fark:
(picture of cat on blue screened monitor)
im on ur pc
crashing ur windows
(... 1 hour of discussion later
boobies!
Re:Imagine if ... (Score:5, Funny)
Everyone will forget Cheney once vice president Ballmer is in office. He breaks tie votes in the senate... with a chair!
Re:Finally! (Score:3, Funny)
And the streamlined verbal economy of Crow T. Trollbot!
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:BSoD (Score:2, Funny)
Oh wait, you mean Marion Barry.
Re:A Real Review of Bill Gates (Score:3, Funny)
Nice try though, you almost had a point.
Re:The very same things which make us hate M$... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Uh... (Score:2, Funny)
More irony ... (Score:2, Funny)
Duh.
CC.
Re:Remember (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:3, Funny)
Top ten actions of the new president Gates (Score:3, Funny)
I know there's already a top ten list related but bear with me...
The Top Ten Actions of The Newly Elected President Gates
10) Air Force One? To paraphrase the Stones, Paint it Brown!
9) Civics classes in school now include mandatory read of "The Road Ahead".
8) Stallman put on "Do Not Fly or Speak" list.
7) What's key to the countries economy? Housing Developers, Housing Developers, Housing Developers! Oops, wrong pres.
6) All military fighter jets retrofitted with iDrive, trunk opening code wired to missile launch.
5) Congress split into Congress Home and Congress Business divisions (you can guess where all the current members go)
4) "The White House isn't wired for GigE? Where's my hammer"
3) Calling Jobs, Ellison, and McNeal and making them sing "Hail to the Chief".
2) Nuclear command infrastructure wired to Vista speech recognition, hijinks ensue.
1) "Hey pie guy, where ya' going?" "I'm going to Gitmo!".
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:4, Funny)
If he could do for the US what he did for operating systems, then the US would own the whole world, but it would be a crappy place to live and wouldn't work very well.
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The very same things which make us hate M$... (Score:3, Funny)
What is he going to do, round up all the Mac users?
Yes.
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:5, Funny)
I'd rather vote for Jack Thomps... wait, what the fuck am I saying?!! *shoots self*
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bill DID say he was leaving microsoft... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Uh... (Score:4, Funny)