Judge Says U.S. Money Violates Rights of the Blind 898
An anonymous reader writes, "The United States is one of the few countries in the world whose currency isn't distinguishable by blind people. Most other nations use raised text, different-sized bills, or other methods to assist blind people in spending their money. If a recent decision by a federal court in D.C. survives appeal, however, that will soon change. Under Sec. 504 of the Rehabilitation Act, federal programs cannot deny 'meaningful access' to people with disabilities. Because blind people are unable to distinguish U.S. currency without assistance, the court held that they are denied meaningful access to their own money. U.S. District Judge James Robertson ordered the Treasury Department to come up with ways for the blind to tell bills apart. He said he wouldn't tell officials how to fix the problem, but he ordered them to begin working on it." How Appealing notes that Judge Robertson opened the door to a speedy appeal of his ruling.
What about the nation's forgers? (Score:4, Funny)
Didn't anyone think of RFID ?!?! (Score:4, Funny)
Then blind people can carry around a conveniently sized RFID reader.
Just swipe past the reader and it'll tell you how much money is in your wallet. Or is that the amount in the next person's wallet? Ok, forget it.
It's expensive (Score:5, Funny)
This is an easy thing to solve... (Score:5, Funny)
Make each bill smell like something else. Make a five smell like coffee, since thats what a coffee at starbucks costs. Ten smells like pizza. Twenty smells like chinese food, and a hundred smells like fine leather.
The one doesn't smell like a damn thing, since you can't do much with it anyway.
Re:It's expensive (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Money Reader (Score:5, Funny)
They're called debit card readers.
Seriously, I worked with some blind people in college and they would just use a credit/debit card for everything.
Re:I don't understand what the problem is (Score:2, Funny)
Now wet your finger with your tongue and ever so delicately pinch the corner between your thumb and forefinger.
That's it. Slowly. Just like that, baby. Mmm..
Never mind the blind! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is an easy thing to solve... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Don't do what china does (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Finally take the $1 bill (Score:5, Funny)
Never. Never. Never. It's sooo un-American. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:ATMs (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Money Reader (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Money Reader (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Money Reader (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Credit cards (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Money Reader - Found step 2! (Score:5, Funny)
2. Punch the $100 hole pattern in current $1 bills.
3. Profit!
Re:It's expensive (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Money Reader (Score:3, Funny)
Also, the bills that came out of the Treasury with hanging chads would be worth more as a collectors' item.
Re:Money Reader (Score:1, Funny)
Re:What about the nation's forgers? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Money Reader (Score:3, Funny)
Better save up. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Money Reader (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not that I'm advocating the hole punch method (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, that one got me just last week.
Don't iron them (Score:2, Funny)
old symbology (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe something more American, like "Either you're with us or you're against us." ha.
Re:Not that I'm advocating the hole punch method (Score:1, Funny)