Speaker of the House Starts Blogging 330
Bjimba writes "Denny Hastert, the Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, has just started his own blog on the official speaker.gov site. I don't know if he'll keep up with it, but from reading his initial post, it seems clear that he's not employing ghostbloggers."
Right it's him (Score:2, Funny)
Looks OK, Sir, I just editted out the part about letting all those filthy stinking liberals in New Orleans rot in their own stew.
Uh oh... (Score:5, Funny)
His favorite sites (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Right it's him (Score:5, Funny)
I've been saying..... (Score:2, Funny)
Needs reader comments (Score:3, Funny)
Re:His words seem genuine (Score:2, Funny)
I was going to disagree with you, but then I got an image of just how many penis birds and gnaa posts would be filling his server. *shudder*
Of course, if that simply diverted the trolls away from slashdot for a while, I guess that'd be all right with me...
This should get good (Score:5, Funny)
OMG!!!! What a day!
Georgie said that he didn't think that I was doing enough to kill the McCain amendment in conference committee. Then I got a call from Dick, and he said that I needed to get the troops in line for the upcoming appropriations bill. They both are so mean sometimes! WTF!!! I just want to do fun speaker stuff like bang my gavel and shout "THERE WILL BE ORDER IN THE HOUSE!" at freshman congressmen, but these guys make me feel really underappreciated. I told Tom about it, and he said that I should just chill out and not worry about them.
I was feeling really depressed until I got a call from Condi, who said that she wanted someone to go shopping with her. I had an excellent time with her. We went to The Mall and bought a few odds and ends. She really cheered me up when she did an impression of John Kerry. She spoke in a monotone voice and pulled the sides of her eyes down to look like a basset hound and she said "GLOBAL TEST! GLOBAL TEST!" and "I VOTED FOR IT BEFORE I VOTED AGAINST IT!" ROFLMAO!!!! After we were done laughing, some lady next to us was shopping for flip-flops! Can you believe it! LOLLERSKATES!!!!