Terrorists Move to Cyberspace

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Terrorists Move to Cyberspace 705

Posted by Zonk on Sunday August 07, 2005 @10:17PM from the that's-not-so-good dept.

Dreamwalkerofyore writes "The Washington Post has an article on how Al Quaeda is now using the 'net for its new HQ. From the article: 'With laptops and DVDs, in secret hideouts and at neighborhood Internet cafes, young code-writing jihadists have sought to replicate the training, communication, planning and preaching facilities they lost in Afghanistan with countless new locations on the Internet.'"

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New game plan for the war against terror (Score:5, Funny)

by UserGoogol ( 623581 ) writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @10:18PM (#13266540)

1) Find Al-Qaeda website.
2) Troll with goatse.
3) ???
4) FREEDOM!

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Quick! (Score:5, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @10:19PM (#13266545)

Quick, turn off the Internet!

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Yes we must take immediate action (Score:3, Funny)

by scenestar ( 828656 ) writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @10:20PM (#13266549) Homepage Journal

and shut down the internet......

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AOL (Score:5, Funny)

by pmdata ( 861264 ) * writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @10:20PM (#13266550)

The FBI can ditch the expensive equipment and just add the terrorists to their buddy list.

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hurry! (Score:2, Funny)

by v1 ( 525388 ) writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @10:24PM (#13266567) Homepage Journal

Quick, outlaw the internet! The terrorists are using it!

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Re:New game plan for the war against terror (Score:3, Funny)

by WAG24601G ( 719991 ) writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @10:24PM (#13266569)

1) Find Al-Qaeda website 2) Post on Slashdot (include reference to breasts) 3) Allow nature to run its course (Slashdotting) 4) Servers become anti-terror weapons

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Re:Oh great. Wonderful. (Score:5, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @10:24PM (#13266570)

You don't have to respect the man, but George Bush is America's leader during this war. He was elected twice to the position because America trusts his judgement, who are you to second guess a majority of Americans? Bush has been nothing but forthright and candid during these troubled times.

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Better plan (this one is actually formatted) (Score:5, Funny)

by WAG24601G ( 719991 ) writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @10:27PM (#13266583)

1) Find Al-Qaeda website
2) Post on Slashdot (include reference to breasts)
3) Allow nature to run its course (Slashdotting)
4) Servers become anti-terror weapons

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Re:AOL (Score:3, Funny)

by noidentity ( 188756 ) writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @10:38PM (#13266635)

Or better yet, give their IM screen names to American teenagers. That'll shut down the terrorist network in no time.

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This is old news (Score:3, Funny)

by deft ( 253558 ) writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @10:58PM (#13266722) Homepage

I saw the Al Quaeda myspace profile months ago.

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Re:Just sensationalism... move along. (Score:3, Funny)

by FFFish ( 7567 ) writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @11:28PM (#13266843) Homepage

Scary Boo! Ooga-Booga!

Confirmed: Terrorists Use Internet!

Confirmed: Terrorists Using Telephones!

Confirmed: Terrorists Highly Secretive "Triple ROT13" code Can Not Be Broken!

Confirmed: Terrorists Enjoy A Good Ice Cream!

Quick! Everyone hide! The Terrorists Are Everywhar! Oooga-Booga!

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Re:"nebulous" doesn't mean what you think it does (Score:3, Funny)

by NitsujTPU ( 19263 ) writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @11:30PM (#13266861)

Never us a long word where a short one will do.

Ok, I won't, but don't you think that use would have been a much better word than us there?

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Re:Using spam to disguise messages (Score:4, Funny)

by Concerned Onlooker ( 473481 ) writes: on Sunday August 07, 2005 @11:44PM (#13266920) Homepage Journal

I guess that explains why after a day of deleting spam I feel like killing somebody.

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Re:This isn't new (Score:1, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Monday August 08, 2005 @12:41AM (#13267106)

Al-Quaida stands for "The Base."

So... All your Al-Quaida are belong to us?

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LOL (Score:5, Funny)

by autopr0n ( 534291 ) writes: on Monday August 08, 2005 @01:20AM (#13267219) Homepage Journal

Mohammed Atta for one, possessed a doctorate...in Urban Planning and Preservation.

How Ironic.

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Nothing new (Score:3, Funny)

by oob ( 131174 ) writes: on Monday August 08, 2005 @02:39AM (#13267486)

The terrorists [whitehouse.gov] have had a web presence for quite some time.

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Re:Arabic Translators (Score:2, Funny)

by grimJester ( 890090 ) writes: on Monday August 08, 2005 @08:12AM (#13268408)

Maybe they could start by hiring back the many competent translators they used to have but dumped because they were gay or lesbian?

It shouldn't surprise anyone that many lesbians are cunning linguists.

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then again they could just be downloading porn (Score:2, Funny)

by celimage ( 719446 ) writes: on Tuesday August 09, 2005 @12:48AM (#13276160)

then again they could just be downloading porn

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New game plan for the war against terror (Score:5, Funny)

Quick! (Score:5, Funny)

Yes we must take immediate action (Score:3, Funny)

AOL (Score:5, Funny)

hurry! (Score:2, Funny)

Re:New game plan for the war against terror (Score:3, Funny)

Re:Oh great. Wonderful. (Score:5, Funny)

Better plan (this one is actually formatted) (Score:5, Funny)

Re:AOL (Score:3, Funny)

This is old news (Score:3, Funny)

Re:Just sensationalism... move along. (Score:3, Funny)

Re:"nebulous" doesn't mean what you think it does (Score:3, Funny)

Re:Using spam to disguise messages (Score:4, Funny)

Re:This isn't new (Score:1, Funny)

LOL (Score:5, Funny)

Nothing new (Score:3, Funny)

Re:Arabic Translators (Score:2, Funny)

then again they could just be downloading porn (Score:2, Funny)

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