White House: No Kerry Supporters at IATC Meeting 1430
An anonymous reader writes "Time Magazine is reporting that the Bush Administration is removing U.S. delegates from the Inter-American Telephone Commission because they gave money to John Kerry in last year's election. A Bush spokesman admits it's true: 'We wanted people who would represent the Administration positively, and--call us nutty--it seemed like those who wanted to kick this Administration out of town last November would have some difficulty doing that,' says White House spokesman Trent Duffy. Employees of Qualcomm and Nokia are among those who have been removed from the commission."
Figures. (Score:0, Funny)
Excellent! (Score:2, Funny)
At least... (Score:5, Funny)
Call me nutty... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Send in the Clones! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What next? (Score:1, Funny)
Keep. stickin'. it. to. "the. man.".
Proof democracy is working! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What next? (Score:3, Funny)
I did [urbandictionary.com], and you're right! It fits with all three definitions!
Re:What next? (Score:4, Funny)
I'm going to try that one time. It is really ingenious. Say you are not a troll and get modded insightful. (This is not flamebait)
Re:Send in the Clones! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Send in the Clones! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:+5 flamebait (Score:5, Funny)
"Whore" is such a dirty word to use in describing someone who doesn't hold a White House day-pass.
Engineers != Scientists (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Anyone going to tell me.... (Score:5, Funny)
This is exactly the kind of thing I was saying in 1998. "But surely," I said to everyone, "Bob Dole would be enjoying fellatio in the Oval Office if he had won the 1996 election!"
See? I'm fair and balanced.
Jesus Fucking Christ (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Kerry would've done the same thing (Score:3, Funny)
Re:There was a word for that sort of behavior (Score:2, Funny)
"I say old chap, shall we play a magnificent joke on the American public?"
"What did you have in mind?"
"Well we'll forgo the usual routine and have the president do an 4 year long impression of a Baboon! It will drive everyone crazy"
"I dare say that's the most ingenious April fools idea I have ever heard"
"Oh that's not the end of it dear fellow: after 4 years we give them the chance to vote him out, but we'll choose an opponent who resembles a science fiction monster! They'll have to vote for one or the other!"
"Oh hilarity! do take me, right here and now!"
Spoilsmanship. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Send in the Clones! (Score:5, Funny)
At first I read that as "urine-made" and nodded my head in agreement.
- sm
Re:I like Bush (Score:2, Funny)
Required H2G2 quote (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Slashdot presents a good argument in favor (Score:5, Funny)
I can just see it now...
ENGINEER ONE: I think we should allocate more bandwidth in the 400-500Mhz range.
ENGINEER TWO: No, that's not anti-Bush enough.
ENGINEER ONE: You're right, I forgot about our bitter hatred for the president for a second. The protocol should be designed to express our ominous political views.
ENGINEER TWO: What if we shifted the bandwidth to the 750Mhz range?
ENGINEER ONE: That's a little more anti-Bush, but not quite enough...
ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): That's right, if *you* gave $250 to John Kerry, your bitter hatred for the president would have been a detriment to this otherwise productive meeting. If you ever give money to a party not in power, don't expect to take part in the specification of obscure technology protocols. It's for the good of the country.
Gah! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Cool! (Score:2, Funny)
the more I read slashdot... (Score:2, Funny)
since the comments here often lean so far to the left.
Re:Cool! (Score:3, Funny)
Second man: "Shut up, you liberal whiner. What a fucking loser."
Re:"NERD" Political Party (Score:1, Funny)