DIY Polling Shows Bush, Kerry Will Win 112
cheese_wallet writes "7-eleven has a poll conducted by the choice of cup their customers pick for their coffee. They can pick a Kerry cup, a Bush cup, or a Third Party/No Opinion cup (interesting combo). Although it is considered completely unscientific, it polls millions of people and gets past the cell phone barrier. You can see the current stats." And reader Noryungi writes "This is very tongue-in-cheek... Harry's Bar, in Paris (France) has been conducting straw polls for the past 80 years, and has been wrong only once, in 1976. So... who is the winner, according to Harry's Bar poll, for the 2004 US election? Kerry. And not by small numbers either, Kerry wins 56% to 44% in the latest Straw Vote, which is a larger margin than all the other US-based pollsters."
Slashdot Poll Rules (Score:3, Funny)
Urban areas (where one would find more 7/11s) tend to go Democratic. Hence the inherent bias in the figures.
Kerry Wins in France (Score:3, Funny)
Meanwhile (Score:3, Funny)
Polls biased (Score:5, Funny)
Either they were trying to swing the poll, or they had sold out of the Kerry cups.
I'm guessing it's the latter, since I live in a fairly liberal area, and all of the local stop signs have been modified to read:
"STOP
BUSH"
Extensive polling in my household (Score:5, Funny)
So far Kerry's numbers look very good, while Dubya appears likely to be filing for unemployment soon.
Sure, the sample size leaves something to be desired, but I feel my methods are *at least* as accurate as polling drunk expats in Paris.
Re:Kerry Wins in France (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Point less. (Score:4, Funny)
Harmful (Score:4, Funny)
These kind of unscientific polls are often misinterpreted by the masses and can demoralize potential voters. This is clearly biased against the most deserving candidate.
Nader ALL THE WAY baby! YEAAAHHH!
Man... that's good pot.
Re:Electoral college (Score:4, Funny)
All I know is that if Bush wins, I will be spending the next four years tracking down democratic voters who didn't vote and beating them savagely with a dead trout.
Keep that in mind next Tuesday, punks.
Re:Slashdot Poll Rules (Score:2, Funny)
7-11 locally not quite fair.. (Score:3, Funny)
I walked through the cooler, into the storage shed in the back, crawled under the chicken wire enclosure, picked the lock on the cabinet door, opened the door, got the cup, took it back to the counter, and was told there was a $5 cooler tax.
Damn battleground states.
Demographic breakdown (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Demographic breakdown (Score:4, Funny)
One problem with the 7-11 poll... (Score:1, Funny)