U.S. Declares War on Intellectual Property Theft 643
bblazer writes "Reuters is running a story about a new US effort to stop intellectual property theft. From the article "The U.S. Justice Department on Tuesday outlined what it called its most sweeping crackdown on bootleg DVDs, fake designer goods, illegal music downloads and counterfeit drugs." It also goes on to say that media (movies and music) is highly affected, but so are products like batteries, baby food and Viagra."
Darned Imitation Viagra! (Score:4, Funny)
Oh no! (Score:1, Funny)
Designer Clothes: made by sweatshops anyway. Who cares?
Viagra: DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY VIAGRA!! DEATH PENALTY FOR COPIES!
heah come de fuzz (Score:5, Funny)
FWEEET! Up against the wall! - did you pay for that song you're playing in your head?
Re:And legality? (Score:5, Funny)
He said the Motion Picture Association of America estimates that 2.6 billion songs, movies and software programs are illegally distributed over the Internet every month.
Hah! I'm sure that puts it at a much higher number than what I put up there.
Hmm, cost of 2.6 billion movie downloads? $260 billion
Cost of 1 nuke? $50 billion
Watching the US Nuke a country for RIAA? Priceless!
Re:So (Score:5, Funny)
CNN headlines.. (Score:3, Funny)
Let's hope (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe in a few years, prisons will be even more overcrowed...
"What're ya' in for?"
"Downloading Britney, you?"
"N'Sync"
What a joke.
Dear US Govt, (Score:5, Funny)
He has been selling counterfeit drugs for the last few months. The quality of his wares have been steadily dropping now, and I demand action.
When I go out onto the street, I can reasonably expect to purchase high quality original drugs.
Sincerely,
A. Concerned Addict.
Re:CNN headlines.. (Score:4, Funny)
When asked why he did it, he simply responded. "I had to drown out the noise of my two sisters upstairs who were playing Britney Spears 24-7."
His lawyer in a press relief thinks that he'll be acquitted on charges of self preservation.
Re:And legality? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let's hope (Score:5, Funny)
Unfortunately, having extremely bad taste isn't illegal.
You promised us a Drug Free America! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So (Score:3, Funny)
Guantanamo big enough? (Score:2, Funny)
My question:
- Is Guantanamo big enough?
- Is the prision personal allowed to use torture in the interrogation?
- Will there be contracts for Halliburton?
- Will american soldiers die in this war?
Re:And legality? (Score:2, Funny)
Fake drugs? (Score:2, Funny)
And I thought the Government offered free fake drugs in their war on drugs campain. ?-(
Beware, They are amongst us!!!
Re:It Will Never Work, And Here's Why (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And legality? (Score:2, Funny)
Hmm... You have to condense your message into a ten second soundbyte. And, you have to clearly identify whether you are for us or against us. Otherwise, people will not understand you and your "likeability" may not be much!
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Open letter to the **AA (Score:3, Funny)
The world has changed. Move On. Stop trying to recoup the costs of creation and promotion by building it into the cost of creation. Find some other way to profit from the works of others, for the method you are using now is nearing the end of its usefulness. You can sue every single person that copies a movie or song over the net, but how can you sue those that do not use the net as their means of transport? As large hardisks become more plentiful, your battle becomes harder. And this is a battle you will ultimately lose - the more you fight, the more costly it will become. For the people you are fighting are your reason for exisiting. If you put them in jail, take all of their savings, or alienate them, you might as well disappear - for they will never purchase your products again.
Welcome to the new world.
What a relief (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And legality? (Score:5, Funny)
The War on Terror. Yep that's working: so far two countried fucked up
HOW DARE THEY remove Uncle Saddam's Utopia and the Uncle Osama's paradise and replace them with eeevil capatalistic and prosperous liberal democracies! They've ruin those countries just like they ruined Japan, Germany and South Korea (luckily Uncle Kim's Eden has thus far survived).
FUCKING TERRORISTS!
War on..... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Oh sure (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm.... (Score:4, Funny)
Will they... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And legality? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:And legality? (Score:3, Funny)
I agree with your side of the argument, but you really didn't help it by mentioning that case study of the effects of drugs.
Re:Let's hope (Score:3, Funny)
Defendent: Oops, I did it again.
Re:And legality? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:And legality? (Score:3, Funny)
So what your'e saying is it was no worse than an election in Chicago ?
To put it another way, it was slightly better than a Florida election.
Re:And legality? (Score:3, Funny)
I mean, is this a popularity contest or what? I say nuke everyone that isn't the US! We are the only ones that matter anyway. I can't understand why anyone would not like us!