White House Lied About Iraq Nuclear Programs 3201
An anonymous reader writes "This New York Times article reports that in 2002, the Bush Administration's assertions that Saddam Hussein was rebuilding his nuclear weapons program were based on evidence that was doubted by the government's foremost nuclear security experts. Specifically, aluminum tubes most likely meant for small artillery rockets were interpreted by the administration as parts for uranium centrifuges." In a nutshell: while Bush, Cheney, Rice and Rumsfeld were announcing to the American public that these tubes were slam-dunk evidence of Iraq's nuclear ambitions, they already knew that there was completely overwhelming evidence that the tubes were just for artillery rockets (as Iraq said) and that the tubes were totally unsuitable for use in centrifuges.
Whaaaa? (Score:5, Funny)
Bullshit.
I'm not listening!!! (Score:1, Funny)
We know what's important.
Sincerely,
Fox News
MSNBC News
Most Bush Supporters
Only on Slashdot (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Contempt of Congress (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lied is a bit strong (Score:2, Funny)
"The CIA laid out several scenarios that said life could be lousy, life could be OK, life could be better, and they were just guessing as to what the conditions might be like."
JUST GUESSING?!?!?! The CIA, the agency that said that there was NO DOUBT there were WMDs and NBCs in Iraq, are now just GUESSING?!?!
That's funny.
All the Bushies are yammering on about how Saddam would have ended the world if we didnt take over Iraq... all while Iran and North Korea DO have nuclear weapons and are itching to try one out.
Just guessing... well I'm just guessing that Bush won't be in office for long.
Re:irrefutable evidence (Score:4, Funny)
Re:No Surprise (Score:5, Funny)
Oceania has always been at war with EurArabia. It has always been allies with East Iraqistan.
You may be crimethinking without even knowing it comrade. Please report to the Ministry of Homeland Security.
Re:Whaaaa? (Score:3, Funny)
We should coin a new term: Bushshit.
Re:Whaaaa? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Burden of proof (Score:1, Funny)
I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message.
Re:COULD (Score:3, Funny)
And your computer as stated COULD be used for large-scale distribution of child pornography. Perhaps some men in black should take it away and lock you up -- in your own words, "I, for one, would rather NOT take that chance."
Max Headroom (Score:3, Funny)
Re:irrefutable evidence (Score:1, Funny)
So where are those tubes now Dick?
up our asses.
A license plate I saw... (Score:3, Funny)
-Peter
Re:Whaaaa? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Explaining that 45% (Score:5, Funny)
Conservative Attacks: "It was from a news source that is, in fact a corporation, thus they had a monetary incentive to make this story. And those who love money love Bush."
Patterns of Birth: "I've heard my mom and dad ridicule Bush when they watch the news all the time. I love my parents, they must be right."
One-Issue Paramount: "Sure, Kerry couldn't choose between soup and salad at an all-you-can-eat buffet, but at least he'll (keep abortion legal / get rid of some of those rich-centric tax cuts / not be Bush)."
Shared Beliefs: "I haven't been saved by Jesus, my president shouldn't have been either."*
Shared Geography: "He's not from the south. Southerners are all racists. Duh."
Rambo Syndrome: Alright, I'll give you that one. There is nothing Rambo-like about Kerry.
* This is, BTW, the most compelling argument I've seen against Bush thus far. As an Atheist, that much God-stuff in the White House is scary shit. But then...Kerry has done nothing to suggest he's any different.
Re:Contempt of Congress (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Whaaaa? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Whaaaa? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Burden of proof (Score:3, Funny)
Now, Iran, they look like better targets.
Re: Whaaaa? (Score:5, Funny)
> It has been proven many times: The American people don't mind violence, even extreme violence, but the moment you do something sexual, the American public will call for your head on a pike.
Like flashing a tit at the Superbowl. Oh, the humanity!
Why Do The Facts Hate Bush? (Score:4, Funny)
"screams "I'm a Democrat, I hate Republicans!" to me."
I know. Reality is SO freakin' biased. Why do the facts hate Bush and his followers? Why oh why? There should be a law!
The scary thing is that at this rate I could actually see one being created:
The RightThink Homeland Defense Act - "Because only a terrorist would question the President's motives!"
slashdot.org = moveon.org (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I see Slashdot is the new Fox News (Score:3, Funny)
Re:irrefutable evidence (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Contempt of Congress (Score:4, Funny)
That's not a grin. It's a smirk. Totally different thing.
Re:i always thought it was right to invade iraq (Score:5, Funny)
You're right. Absolutely right. Every time a terrorist group with members in countries all over the world plans to bomb us, we should fix a few of the countries that may or may not have been involved. Because the USA's job is to fix countries that might be a threat to us in the future and turn these nations into carbon-copies of us. It's the American way, after all. [wikipedia.org]
Re:Damned if they did, damned if they didn't. (Score:1, Funny)
That's like asking someone to boycott a penis grater.
Re:Damned if they did, damned if they didn't. (Score:1, Funny)
Oh, and Michael, the little personal spin you decided to tack on the end of that submission -- I'll never buy a Slashdot subscription thanks to that. I come here to get the facts, not your personal anti-Bush agenda.
Oh yeah, cause I'll bet you were right on the verge of buying that subscription too...
Anyone else want to boycott Slashdot subscriptions?
Yeah, and I'm boycotting Chinese Airlines this year on account of the way their treating Tibet. In fact, now that I think about it I guess I've been boycotting them my whole life. Ha, take that China! :-P
I'm sick and tired (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Anti-Republican != Democrat (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Damned if they did, damned if they didn't. (Score:2, Funny)
You come to Slashdot to get the facts?
No wonder you're dumb enough to be a republican and support Bush.
Re:Burden of proof (Score:5, Funny)
Phew! That's a relief!
So, does God exist? I'm glad I finally found someone who pointed out that the existance of God is binary, and therefore is provable one way or the other!
Well, don't keep us waiting! Which is it?!
</sarcasm>
You idiot. I can't prove that there is no Loch Ness Monster. I can't prove that Santa Claus doesn't exist. I can't prove that a blue monkey doesn't control your thoughts. I can't prove that aliens DID NOT LAND IN IOWA LAST NIGHT AND MOVE A SLEEPING COW ONE FOOT TO THE LEFT, IN DEFIANCE OF ALL LOGIC!
You can't prove a negative like that.
Or, to use your "W00t!" lingo against you: PWN3D!
Now I get it... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:My opinion on that Superbowl halftime show.. (Score:3, Funny)
What's sexual about a tit? It's used for feeding babies. Do you get a boner looking at a fork, a knife, a plate, or a spoon?
What is so sexual and offensive about a tit?
Re:My opinion on that Superbowl halftime show.. (Score:5, Funny)
Disappointed that they didn't show both tits?
Re:My opinion on that Superbowl halftime show.. (Score:1, Funny)
Go slow on the Kool-aid (Score:2, Funny)
Re:lying == lying (Score:3, Funny)
Re:For Fuck Sake... (Score:3, Funny)
Yes! Great question! Given that Al Qaeda is such a danger, why did we pull resources from a country where they were to invade one where they weren't? I'm not against a little ass-kicking, but with 6 billion asses out there, I think we should prioritize a little.
No need to RTFA. Consider the source. NYT. LOL! (Score:1, Funny)
Bush Felled by Diet Coke (Score:2, Funny)
(Kerry steps to the podium, tranquilizers eating away at the patrician's stiffness...he's feeling good. He looks out on the crowd and gets higher. He begins to speak...)
My fellow Americans, we were sent to Iraq because George Bush was sure that Saddam Hussein was going to use aluminum tubes to go nucular on us. Our best national security advisors were...(incredulous...err, no, no)...DARN SURE they didn't have any nukes, let alone aluminum tubes that would magically make them some. Now I've got an aluminum tube right here (raises diet coke), and the only thing magically nucular about it is the taste (cracks, sips, and wins). Coek is happy. Kerry wins. America prospers. Goddam fucking stupid moron out of white house.
Re:Whaaaa? (Score:2, Funny)
Why is it a case of Americans not listening, as opposed to the other side not providing a compelling argument? Yeesh. Americans are arrogant, so insightful.
Whatever. I'm going to give you a couple of things to think about:
1.) The country was divided on the issue. One half said invade, the other half said "No, wait." Or have we forgotten all the protests we faced?
2.) What information were they privvy to that we weren't? Why were they 'right' when nobody really knew, or were they just on the correct side?
Re:Whaaaa? (Score:3, Funny)
And you want to impose this lovely system on the rest of savages?
Re:My opinion on that Superbowl halftime show.. (Score:3, Funny)
So, essentially you're saying Sir Mix-a-Lot is some sort of sub-human [ihug.co.nz]? Sounds about right...
Re:My opinion on that Superbowl halftime show.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Whaaaa? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Whaaaa? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Whaaaa? (Score:5, Funny)
"John Howard (Australian PM) is so far up George W Bush's arse that he can see Tony Blair's shoes"
Re:Whaaaa? (Score:5, Funny)
Mycroft
VOTE UKIP!!! (Score:3, Funny)
FACT: If we leave the EU, all mail will be on time. And stamps will cost half as much. And they'll have the queen's head on them again.
FACT: If we leave the EU, Britons will pay 120% less taxes than today. Poor people will no longer need to pay taxes, and we will remove the tax burden from the middle class will ceasing to punish the rich for their productivity. And everyone will get three times as much social support money, we will increase pensions by 400% AND we will pay off the national debt.
FACT: If we leave the EU, we will triple the British literacy rate to almost 300%. There will be no more school violence, all the teachers will be paid well and the NUT will be banned. We will also ensure that students are no longer taught all those embarrassing things about puberty, either.
FACT: If we leave the EU, Britons won't need banks because they won't need to pay bills anymore. With all the money saved from the Great Satan in Brussels, every Briton will be able to have a private castle in Leeds and a fleet of luxury cars that would make Arnold Schwarzenegger envious.
White House Lied, & other things which aren't (Score:2, Funny)
Besides "White House Lied", here are some other events we no longer need to be informed of:
"Geeks Claim Computers are Cool"
"Florida hit by Hurricane"
"Windows is vulnerable to a virus"
"Chicks: Puppies are cute"
"Scientists: Rain is wet"
"Geeks: Sex is fun, rare"
"Violence in Israel today"
"Leno makes a Lewinsky joke"
"Study confirms: British can't cook"
"Industry panics over P2P again"
"Linux Market Share Grows"
"New Tech Standard Proposed"
"American Tech Workers Not Better Off Under Bush"
"Ja Rule's success baffles Beatles fans"
"Reality TV show embarrases humans, animals"
"Technology will be improved in 5 years"
"Concensus eludes Slashdot Posters again"
"Wesley Crusher is cooler than you thought"
"Sun Microsystems is less cool than you thought"
"SCO, RIAA, DRM, DMCA, Diebold sucked again today"
"Privacy Threatened"
"Electricity, Internet, High IQ's: useful"
Re:Burden of proof (Score:3, Funny)
"If something is binary, weapons or no weapons, it can be proved one way or the other."
'Cause that just ain't so.
Oh and see the other responder who brilliantly retorted on the issues of nessy, santy, monkey, and E.T.
It is extremely difficult to prove a negative, that was my entire point. You glibly indicated that it was just as easy to prove a negative as a positive, and you're wrong. Admitting it is the first step, dude.
Oh and by the way, you can't go back in time. Don't make me PWN3D you again, 'cause then it will be a whole big thing, and you'll look dumber and dumber and dumber. Get out while you can, dude.
of course, UN Sanctions banned those rockets... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:dear sir (Score:3, Funny)