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Sci-fi Writers Join War on Terror

Posted by samzenpus on Thu May 31, 2007 04:23 AM
from the lie-detecting-phase-shifting-terrorist-hating-alien-monkeys dept.
yoyoq writes "Homeland Security is looking for suggestions from sci-fi writers. "Looking to prevent the next terrorist attack, the Homeland Security Department is tapping into the wild imaginations of a group of self-described "deviant" thinkers: science-fiction writers." Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door."
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  • Idea!!! (Score:5, Funny)

    by TheRealMindChild (743925) on Thursday May 31 2007, @04:29AM (#19333959) Homepage Journal
    Put a Terminator on every plane. What could go wrong?
    • Re:Idea!!! (Score:5, Interesting)

      by Holmwood (899130) on Thursday May 31 2007, @04:36AM (#19333995)
      Ha!

      Leaving aside the Terminator suggestion, the SF writer involvement in suggesting government policy isn't actually quite as crazy (or as unprecedented) as it sounds.

      One of the requirements for this group is that the individual has to have a PhD in a technical area (physics, engineering, etc.). These aren't just random writers off the street.

      As TFA notes, the 9/11 commission said the attacks were a result, in part, of the government's "failure of imagination". SF writers, unlike some beltway bureaucrats and politicians, aren't lacking in that, at least.

      As for precedent, both Jerry Pournelle and Larry Niven (coauthors of Footfall, and the Mote in God's Eye amongst other works) were a significant part of the push in the 80's to develop what is now National Missile Defense.

      (Of course, that may or may not be a good program, but it's certainly an example of educated SF writers influencing public policy).

      Holmwood
    • Re:Idea!!! (Score:5, Funny)

      by gbobeck (926553) on Thursday May 31 2007, @05:07AM (#19334183) Homepage Journal

      Put a Terminator on every plane. What could go wrong?

      Did you ever see Terminator 3?

      Besides, having your security device being confused with the Govenator of California isn't exactly the most ideal situation in the world.

      Personally, I think it would be better to put a Dalek on every plane. Cold. Efficient. Deadly accurate with their gun and sucker. Not able to be reprogrammed by the terrorists. Hell, they can even be considered multi-functional, as they can even use their built-in plunger to fix a stoppage in the lav.
  • Genius yoyoq!!! (Score:5, Insightful)

    by spazoid12 (525450) on Thursday May 31 2007, @04:32AM (#19333965)
    Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door.

    Everyone's a snide little clever genius after the fact.

    Here's a suggestion: no, it could not have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door. It would have likely been a somewhat different attack, but it still would have happened.

    Meanwhile, people still catch colds despite having a supply of tissue in the house.
    • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 31 2007, @05:04AM (#19334165)
      How about a sane foreign policy? Like cockpit locks, it won't prevent all terrorist attacks, but less bullying and more actual diplomacy will help. It also wouldn't hurt to examine economic policies and disproportionate consumption of resources. America is a colonial power by fiat and as long as that is so, there will continue to be terrorists.

      The sci-fi angle is just silliness, in my opinion.
    • by MillionthMonkey (240664) on Thursday May 31 2007, @06:03AM (#19334495)
      People are totally innumerate and they overreact to rare, dramatic events. Everyone went nuts over the VT tragedy because it was "the worst school shooting in history" even though it only killed 30+ people. That's less than an average day's worth of gun deaths, or about six hours of car accidents. Now it's almost six years later and people are still overreacting to 9/11. I mean, 3000 deaths in one day and at the same place is impressive, but it still totals to just one month of car accidents. Think of how miserable we've made ourselves since then. Was it worth it?

      Asking "whether the next 9/11 can be prevented" is a dumb question to try to answer. It's like "how do we prevent the next car accident?" The sort of questions we should be asking sound cold and calculating, which is unfortunate because it keeps us from asking them:

      - Is it possible to reduce the number of terrorist attacks?
      - Is it possible to reduce the number of terrorist attacks to zero?
      - What is the probability per year that a terrorist act might affect you?
      - What is the probability per year that our self-flagellating counterterrorism efforts might affect you?
      - Since 9/11, how many additional hours of your life have been spent in airports?
      - How many years of your life have been spent as a soldier overseas?
      - How many years of your life have been lost as a soldier overseas?
      - Is terrorism even something most of us worry about personally anymore?

      It's unfortunate that we have created security monsters like TSA that simultaneously don't work and would be political suicide to get rid of.

      My own idea for "preventing the next VT tragedy" was to crack down on the manufacturers of doors, not the sellers of handguns. If it were illegal to manufacture doors with closed loops in their handles, the guy wouldn't have been able to chain the door shut.
      • Re:Genius yoyoq!!! (Score:5, Insightful)

        by yotto (590067) on Thursday May 31 2007, @04:52AM (#19334107) Homepage
        Before 9/11, if your plane got hijacked, you'd likely have to fly to Cuba or somewhere, unload the terrorists, and then sit around until someone negotiated you out of there. So, sitting there flying the plane while they execute passengers would be dumb.

        After 9/11, hijacking = you crash into a building. So, sitting there flying the plane while they execute passengers is the smartest thing you can do.
        • Re:Genius yoyoq!!! (Score:5, Insightful)

          by Ihlosi (895663) on Thursday May 31 2007, @05:12AM (#19334201)
          Didn't one airline (may have been Israeli) suggest that they actually build a bulkhead between the cockpit and the passenger compartment?



          And then, both pilots die from food poisoning and a whole plane full of retired pilots crashes since no once could actually get into the cockpit to land the darn thing.

              • Re:Genius yoyoq!!! (Score:5, Informative)

                by Ihlosi (895663) on Thursday May 31 2007, @05:48AM (#19334401)
                Still, an instrumentation downlink from the plane to the ground is enough to land the damn thing by remote control anyways.



                It's also good enough to fly the plane into the nearest skyscraper, once you disable/disrupt/jam/take over the legitimate transmitter and know the protocol and encryption keys.

  • Stupid (Score:5, Insightful)

    by CmdrGravy (645153) on Thursday May 31 2007, @04:38AM (#19334007) Homepage
    Here's an idea, why not stop wasting time on this sort of, headline grabbing, nonsense and sort out the existing agencies who are supposed to be responsible for this sort of thing so they can gain some actual intelligence about what the terrorists are actually planning and actually do something to stop that.

    If Homeland Security really are trying to think of more innovative solutions they might consider putting a stop to some of the activities the US is or has been involved in which tend to increase the number of available terrorists wanting to attack it. This might involve stopping the CIA kidnapping people and taking them off to be tortured, stop starting pointless wars and stop interfering in other countries in order to install regimes that suit your own purposes.

    • Re:Stupid (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Opportunist (166417) on Thursday May 31 2007, @05:19AM (#19334237)
      Are you nuts? That could actually work, how the heck do you want to push more laws towards the police state goal when there's no threat anymore?

      You'll never be a good politician, stay with your honest daytime job.
  • by simong (32944) on Thursday May 31 2007, @04:38AM (#19334011) Homepage
    They should get a science fiction writer to create a religion to create an alternative to Islam. Oh.
  • by misanthrope101 (253915) on Thursday May 31 2007, @04:39AM (#19334015)
    I'm sick of it taking up every waking moment of our intellectual lives. About 3000 people were killed in 9/11, and that was how many years ago? The flu kills about 15000 Americans each year. The flu. Let's not even go into cancer, heart disease, diabetes, and all the rest of the diseases that kill us off by the hundreds of thousands. Worldwide, cholera and other diseases that could be remedied by clean water kill vastly more than terrorism.

    Our sense of risk is so badly out of whack that we're just being ridiculous--it isn't even hysteria anymore, not after this many years. We're being suckered by a sensationalistic media working in cohorts with government, which always, always wants more power. I'd say it was shocking if I could even muster any surprize at how stupid we're being over this.

    • by jmv (93421) on Thursday May 31 2007, @05:21AM (#19334259) Homepage
      About 3000 people were killed in 9/11, and that was how many years ago? The flu kills about 15000 Americans each year. The flu.

      Sure, but which one do you think works best when you want to restrict civic liberties?
      - We declare war on terrorism, so we need to tap everyone's phone in case they're terrorists.
      or
      - We declare war on flu, so we need to tap everyone's phone in case they've got the flu.
      • by misanthrope101 (253915) on Thursday May 31 2007, @05:48AM (#19334399)
        Yes, that is my very objection. Would-be totalitarians have a ratchet-like mechanism. They want more power, so they wait for something to happen. Something happens, and they ratchet away a little on civil liberties. Now this new, lower, level of freedom becomes normal. Something else will happen eventually, so one more click of civil liberties are in the past. The new, yet lower, level becomes normal, and so on. Sometimes something big happens like 9/11, and we get a few whole turns of the wrench, so we end up with military tribunals, warrantless surveillance, torture, secret prisons, the whole bit.

        We don't go all the way to gulags, not right away, at least not on US soil, because people won't stand for it--yet. But once something else happens--and it always does, eventually, with or without an agent provocateur--the current level of freedom will seem excessive, and we get a few more clicks towards totalitarianism.

        There are already feelers out investigating exactly what conditions would have to exist for elections to be suspended and the current President to be just "in charge." Will it happen? No, I don't think it will, even in my most paranoid moods. The population won't stand for it--yet. But if there is a big attack, at least by someone with brown/olive skin, it would be easy to temporarily "put off" the election. An attack by a white supremacist or Christian Identity group wouldn't cut it (and probably would barely make the news), but one by Muslims would be center stage on all the networks, around the clock.

        Would we see death camps and Stalinesque tactics? No, I don't think so. Michael Moore and Rosie wouldn't be rounded up and imprisoned, much less shot, Ann Coulter's book sales notwithstanding. But a "unitary Executive" or whatever his lawyers are calling him this week, in charge of the entire federal government, exempted (de facto, if not de jure) from oversight or checks/balances by the legislative and judicial branches, who can suspend elections at will--what else do you really need? As long as there wasn't any slaughter or mass imprisonment, which there wouldn't be, would people really take to the streets for democracy? I wonder.

  • by Moraelin (679338) on Thursday May 31 2007, @04:42AM (#19334029) Journal
    Lemme see...

    - train your stormtroopers so they can hit a man sized target at 100 ft distance

    - don't have your war droids depend on a centralized node that, when destroyed, would disable the whole army

    - make sure there are no vents leading directly to your death star's reactor, no matter how hard or unlikely to hit they are

    - fun as it may be, and sure as you may be that he's a complete bastard, don't send a father to torture his daughter and duel his son. They might end up working together against you. Also, if you've decided to replace him with his son, don't tell it to his face.

    - don't make yourself hated by whole populations in the first place. Destroying whole planets just to show you can, is actually pretty bad PR. It's bad for your tax income too. Noone will rise in rebellion or send suicide bombers against you for just treating them right and creating employment.

    - make sure the doors, especially prison doors or doors to critical command rooms, can't be opened by shooting the control panel. And generally, security means everything should fail in the way that is the least of a security problem. Losing electricity should cause the door bolts to lock the door (e.g., they're on springs that push them to the locked state, and you need current to pull them open), not unlock it.

    - for that matter, and according to the same principle, a damaged reactor should tend to shut down, not blow up. There's a reason 20'th century nuclear reactors need current to keep the moderator rods out, and get to shut down if they lose that current

    - control consoles don't have much of a reason to explode when the ship takes a hit in some point half a mile away. You may need that console again, and trained specialist officers that operate them are expensive to replace too

    - invest in some shielding technology, or at least armour. The Mitsubishi A6M Zero fared poorer than you'd think with only speed and maneuverability as its only defenses, and got shot by airplanes which could take a whole clip and keep flying. The TIE fighter is just repeating an existing mistake. Don't do it.

    And generally, read the evil overlord's list already.
  • by Nymz (905908) on Thursday May 31 2007, @04:47AM (#19334079) Journal
    This group is a professinal think tank, those in the picture all look over 55, and to be a member you need a technical doctorate degree. How much of a "deviant" thinker or "rebel" can they really be? Aren't people that come up with the most inventive and "crazy" ideas a bit younger? I like the idea of employing think tanks, it shows initiative which is vital, but if they really want some results I think they're going to have to attract a different set of thinkers.
  • by Irvu (248207) on Thursday May 31 2007, @04:53AM (#19334115)
    Leaving aside the Monday morning quarterbacking there is ample evidence to suggest that the "ideas" of 9-11 from the tactical nature of the attacks to the identities of the attackers was in fact known or knowable. Al-Quaeda was, in fact on the intelligence community's radar screen and warnings about Osama Bin-Laden were prevalent even in Presidential Daily Briefings. Additionally there had been an exercise simulating exactly the kind of attack that occurred. So it wasn't that the idea had not arisen or that noone had suggested things.

    Rather, its apparent that the suggestions were ignored. Whether they were ignored because Bush wanted to focus on other things or that the nature of the ideas somehow rendered them ignorable is unclear. What is clear is that they were, in fact, present and had been suggested.

    Post 9-11 a great deal of effort has been spent on garnering "ideas" for attack styles on the grounds that "we didn't know". While it is nice to see people expanding their minds it is a little worrisome that they have not done so before. It is also a little worrisome because the new ideas seem to fall into two categories, those that get ignored and those that are overreacted upon.

    In the former class we have things such as not throwing children year olds into Guantanamo Bay, and adding armor to protect our troops against IEDs (something that was so badly rejected that the solders were ordered by the White House to remove armor that they had added in the field). A great example of the latter comes from one of Bob Woodward's books on Bush. Some of you may remember that point about a year or so ago when the terror alert levels jumped and new, ominous, warnings came out about Al-Quaeda hijacking trains and filling them with chemicals. It turns out a bunch of guys were sitting around a meeting and one of them said: "You know it would suck if Al-Qaueda stole a train and loaded it with chemicals..." A few days later they lock down all the train stations.

    So with all due respect to DHS's desire for new info but I'd like to see them make better use of what they've already got.
  • by Mystery00 (1100379) on Thursday May 31 2007, @04:53AM (#19334117)
    Homeland Security has invited sci-fi writers...to do their job for them?

    They might as well just post the discussion here.

    Here's my list:

    1. Equip every passenger with anti-terrorist lasers, because of their nature, terrorists will shoot themselves by accident.
    2. Shield the entire airplane with a time distortion device, except the cockpit, the passengers will be in "slow-time", so for them the plane would take off and land within seconds, not enough time for any terrorist to do anything.
    3. Mother-F%*$ING SNAKES, with mother-F@#(@ING LASERS on their heads put as security guards. No terrorist will dare.
    4. Virtual reality helmets for every passenger. Terrorists can act out their evil deeds to their hearts content in the safety of their own virtual plane. Of course every helmet will be recoded, and the terrorists apprehended upon landing.
    5. Replace bomb sniffing dogs with jedi knights. Explanation not required.
  • by supersnail (106701) on Thursday May 31 2007, @05:06AM (#19334177)
    Rather than screening people coming into the USA why not screen people leaving the USA.

    You could come up with a standardised "AQ" (Asshole Quotent) score and refuse exit to anyone scoring more than 100.

    Answering "Yes" to questions like "Do you believe there should be Starbucks outlet in every culturaly important site" gets you five points.

    Aswering "Yes" to a question like "Do you believe it is acceptable to shout out 'Does anyone in this joint speak English' when visting a foriegn art gallery" get you ten points.

    Answering "Yes" to a question like "Do you believe its wrong to provide condoms to people who are HIV positive" gets you 50 points.

    By screening people leaving your country in this way you could promote the illusion that USAians are polite considerate respectfull people and you hatred and bombs would be better directed at Candadians or Swedes.

    Also candidates for high office could boast about thier high scores come lection time.

       
  • Scare Tactics (Score:5, Insightful)

    by gsslay (807818) on Thursday May 31 2007, @05:08AM (#19334185)
    Dear Sci-Fi writers,

    We're flat out of fanciful terrorist ideas to scare the public with and need some new ones. Have you got any? Don't worry if they sound totally implausible, once we're finished sprucing them up only the unpatriotic will be laughing at them.



    Yours,

    Authorities

  • by MillionthMonkey (240664) on Thursday May 31 2007, @06:33AM (#19334637)
    I wonder if a science fiction writer could have come up with a story as screwed up as this one [mail.com] about the tuberculosis guy. A patient with tuberculosis flew to his wedding in Greece and while he was on his honeymoon in Italy he was notified by the CDC that his tuberculosis was a scary drug resistant strain, to avoid travel, and to turn himself in to Italian authorities to be quarantined. They also told him that he had been put on the no-fly list. But damn it, he's on his honeymoon. So what did he do? He flew from Prague to Montreal to successfully avoid the no-fly list, and then he drove across the border into New York State, with no-flying:

    Health officials said the man had been advised not to fly and knew he could expose others when he boarded the jets from Atlanta to Paris, and later from Prague to Montreal.
    The man, however, told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that doctors didn't order him not to fly and only suggested he put off his long-planned wedding in Greece. He knew he had a form of tuberculosis and that it was resistant to first-line drugs, but he didn't realize it could be so dangerous, he said.
    "We headed off to Greece thinking everything's fine," said the man, who declined to be identified because of the stigma attached to his diagnosis.
    He flew to Paris on May 12 aboard Air France Flight 385. While in Europe, health authorities reached him with the news that further tests had revealed his TB was a rare, "extensively drug-resistant" form, far more dangerous than he knew. They ordered him into isolation, saying he should turn himself over to Italian officials.
    Instead, the man flew from Prague to Montreal on May 24 aboard Czech Air Flight 0104, then drove into the United States at Champlain, N.Y. He told the newspaper he was afraid that if he didn't get back to the U.S., he wouldn't get the treatment he needed to survive.
    ...
    The man told the Journal-Constitution he was in Rome during his honeymoon when the CDC notified him of the new tests and told him to turn himself in to Italian authorities to be isolated and be treated. The CDC told him he couldn't fly aboard commercial airliners.
    "I thought to myself: You're nuts. I wasn't going to do that. They told me I had been put on the no-fly list and my passport was flagged," the man said.
    He told the newspaper he and his wife decided to sneak back into the U.S. through Canada. He said he voluntarily went to a New York hospital, then was flown by the CDC to Atlanta.
    He is not facing prosecution, health officials said.
    "I'm a very well-educated, successful, intelligent person," he told the paper. "This is insane to me that I have an armed guard outside my door when I've cooperated with everything other than the whole solitary-confinement-in-Italy thing."
    So what was unfortunately revealed by this episode?
    • After six good years of hysteric overspending we still can't track down TB patients on their honeymoons much less bioterrorists
    • So we put patients with communicable diseases on our handy terrorist no-fly list
    • Handy travel tip for anyone on the no-fly list: fly Czech Air to Canada and enter the U.S. via rental car!
    • Tuberculosis causes dementia as is shown here by the illogical desire to get to the U.S. for medical treatment