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Sci-fi Writers Join War on Terror 793

yoyoq writes "Homeland Security is looking for suggestions from sci-fi writers. "Looking to prevent the next terrorist attack, the Homeland Security Department is tapping into the wild imaginations of a group of self-described "deviant" thinkers: science-fiction writers." Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door."
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Sci-fi Writers Join War on Terror

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  • Idea!!! (Score:5, Funny)

    by TheRealMindChild ( 743925 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:29AM (#19333959) Homepage Journal
    Put a Terminator on every plane. What could go wrong?
    • Re:Idea!!! (Score:5, Interesting)

      by Holmwood ( 899130 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:36AM (#19333995)
      Ha!

      Leaving aside the Terminator suggestion, the SF writer involvement in suggesting government policy isn't actually quite as crazy (or as unprecedented) as it sounds.

      One of the requirements for this group is that the individual has to have a PhD in a technical area (physics, engineering, etc.). These aren't just random writers off the street.

      As TFA notes, the 9/11 commission said the attacks were a result, in part, of the government's "failure of imagination". SF writers, unlike some beltway bureaucrats and politicians, aren't lacking in that, at least.

      As for precedent, both Jerry Pournelle and Larry Niven (coauthors of Footfall, and the Mote in God's Eye amongst other works) were a significant part of the push in the 80's to develop what is now National Missile Defense.

      (Of course, that may or may not be a good program, but it's certainly an example of educated SF writers influencing public policy).

      Holmwood
      • Re:Idea!!! (Score:5, Insightful)

        by ocbwilg ( 259828 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @06:57AM (#19334743)
        As TFA notes, the 9/11 commission said the attacks were a result, in part, of the government's "failure of imagination". SF writers, unlike some beltway bureaucrats and politicians, aren't lacking in that, at least.

        I think that comment very often gets taken out of context in order to justify exotic anti-terrorism schemes. It wasn't a "failure of imagination" in the sense that nobody in their wildest dreams thought that it could happen. I mean, let's face it, there's nothing far fetched about smuggling weapons onto a plane. That's why they have metal detectors at the gates. There's nothing far fetched about hijacking a plane. That's happened dozens, if not hundreds of times, in the past 30-40 years. There's nothing far-fetched about suicide bombers. They blow themselves up on a daily basis in the middle east. There's nothing far fetched about attacking the WTC. That had already happened once. The only "failure in imagination" is the failure to believe that terrorists would combine their most effective and well-known tactics into a single act.

        But the worst part is that the "failure of imagination" wasn't the reason that 9/11 happened. It was the failure to prevent people from smuggling weapons onto planes and hijacking them that allowed 9/11 to happen, and those are threats that have been around for a very long time.

        It's like Bruce Schneier has said many times, if you're spending time and effort in trying to prevent hollywood movie-style terrorist attacks instead of the routine, more effective (and much more likely) types of attacks, then you're probably wasting your time and resources. We're far more likely to end up with car bombs blowing up bridges or suicide bombers blowing themselves up at shopping malls than we are to end up with some exotic antrhax-infected mutant sharks with laserbeams. Hell, a handful of Beslan-style school attacks executed simultaneously across the US would probably have as big of an impact as 9/11 (look what happened with the relatively minor Virginia Tech incident), and it would probably be easier to implement too.
      • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

        by Speare ( 84249 )

        As for precedent, both Jerry Pournelle and Larry Niven (coauthors of Footfall, amongst other works) were a significant part of the push in the 80's to develop what is now National Missile Defense.

        As for precedent, both Jerry Pournelle and Larry Niven wrote actual scenes into some of their books (including Footfall), where the hapless government rounded up a bunch of balding geek-a-zoid sci-fi writers as non-traditional "technical experts" to help strategy and intel efforts against an unusual threat.

      • Re:Idea!!! (Score:4, Interesting)

        by martin-boundary ( 547041 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @08:56AM (#19335719)
        Well, if you want crazy advisors in office, Jerry Pournelle is probably a good choice, since he believes that America actually won the Viet Nam war [jerrypournelle.com]. It's a bit long to read, so I'll give you the gist of it: he believes that America won in Viet Nam, and then the Evil Democrats decided to go home early just when an extra surge or two more would have... well, you can imagine the rest.

        Don't get me wrong, I liked The Mote In God's Eye, but I wish he'd write more SF and less political analysis.

    • Re:Idea!!! (Score:5, Funny)

      by gbobeck ( 926553 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @05:07AM (#19334183) Homepage Journal

      Put a Terminator on every plane. What could go wrong?

      Did you ever see Terminator 3?

      Besides, having your security device being confused with the Govenator of California isn't exactly the most ideal situation in the world.

      Personally, I think it would be better to put a Dalek on every plane. Cold. Efficient. Deadly accurate with their gun and sucker. Not able to be reprogrammed by the terrorists. Hell, they can even be considered multi-functional, as they can even use their built-in plunger to fix a stoppage in the lav.
    • Re:Idea!!! (Score:4, Funny)

      by fbjon ( 692006 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @08:08AM (#19335181) Homepage Journal
      An even better idea!:

      Surah Al-An`aam (6:151) says: "Do not even go near lewdness - whether overt or covert"

      Therefore, simply hang hard-core porn on the cockpit door. Unfortunately, this might be an issue with pilots of Emirates Airline, and it doesn't stop atheist terrorists either. Damn those uncontrollable atheists!

      </politically anticorrect>

  • Genius yoyoq!!! (Score:5, Insightful)

    by spazoid12 ( 525450 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:32AM (#19333965)
    Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door.

    Everyone's a snide little clever genius after the fact.

    Here's a suggestion: no, it could not have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door. It would have likely been a somewhat different attack, but it still would have happened.

    Meanwhile, people still catch colds despite having a supply of tissue in the house.
    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      by QuantumG ( 50515 )
      No. You're wrong. Everyone knows that locks are impossible to get around.
    • Not SDI again (Score:3, Insightful)

      It worked in Footfall but the world was being attacked by aliens in that book. Saudi terrorists are not aliens and I don't think Larry and Jerry are the best people to call on unless you want to be told to strike back with an Orion pulse rocket.

      Given a more real world scenario [quiller.net] I suggest the Homeland Security Department look to people who really were thinking ahead during the 70's and 80's and ask them to think ahead from now.

    • Re:Genius yoyoq!!! (Score:4, Insightful)

      by dbIII ( 701233 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:52AM (#19334109)

      Everyone's a snide little clever genius after the fact.

      People worldwide had been saying for year that US airport security was worthless - paticularly when stuck in line behind a US tourist abroad complaining long and loud that as an American they never should have to put up with having their bag searched. Now it has swung to another extreme with security theatre that is often mindless, inflexible and carried out by the pooorly trained due to the need to take on a lot of staff suddenly (I would really hate to be old or disabled and have to deal with a random bit of security theatre).

    • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 31, 2007 @05:04AM (#19334165)
      How about a sane foreign policy? Like cockpit locks, it won't prevent all terrorist attacks, but less bullying and more actual diplomacy will help. It also wouldn't hurt to examine economic policies and disproportionate consumption of resources. America is a colonial power by fiat and as long as that is so, there will continue to be terrorists.

      The sci-fi angle is just silliness, in my opinion.
    • by MillionthMonkey ( 240664 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @06:03AM (#19334495)
      People are totally innumerate and they overreact to rare, dramatic events. Everyone went nuts over the VT tragedy because it was "the worst school shooting in history" even though it only killed 30+ people. That's less than an average day's worth of gun deaths, or about six hours of car accidents. Now it's almost six years later and people are still overreacting to 9/11. I mean, 3000 deaths in one day and at the same place is impressive, but it still totals to just one month of car accidents. Think of how miserable we've made ourselves since then. Was it worth it?

      Asking "whether the next 9/11 can be prevented" is a dumb question to try to answer. It's like "how do we prevent the next car accident?" The sort of questions we should be asking sound cold and calculating, which is unfortunate because it keeps us from asking them:

      - Is it possible to reduce the number of terrorist attacks?
      - Is it possible to reduce the number of terrorist attacks to zero?
      - What is the probability per year that a terrorist act might affect you?
      - What is the probability per year that our self-flagellating counterterrorism efforts might affect you?
      - Since 9/11, how many additional hours of your life have been spent in airports?
      - How many years of your life have been spent as a soldier overseas?
      - How many years of your life have been lost as a soldier overseas?
      - Is terrorism even something most of us worry about personally anymore?

      It's unfortunate that we have created security monsters like TSA that simultaneously don't work and would be political suicide to get rid of.

      My own idea for "preventing the next VT tragedy" was to crack down on the manufacturers of doors, not the sellers of handguns. If it were illegal to manufacture doors with closed loops in their handles, the guy wouldn't have been able to chain the door shut.
      • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

        by JordanL ( 886154 )

        Since 9/11, how many additional hours of your life have been spent in airports?

        I have been on no less than 20 round trip flights, 2 international, since 9/11. There is nothing unreasonable and rediculous about them at all. In fact, the only place I ever really waited in line for long was in Denver, and that was situational.

        In fact, having flown many times, I actually am concerned about the lack of time many airports spend on security. I was coming back from Tokyo in the San Francisco and due to a malfu

        • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

          by DrSkwid ( 118965 )
          I did 3 hours in a queue at Heathrow 4 weeks after the stupid liquid nonsense.

          "Take your shoes off please."

          What did the Swiss do : tell everybody to fly armed !

  • Stupid (Score:5, Insightful)

    by CmdrGravy ( 645153 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:38AM (#19334007) Homepage
    Here's an idea, why not stop wasting time on this sort of, headline grabbing, nonsense and sort out the existing agencies who are supposed to be responsible for this sort of thing so they can gain some actual intelligence about what the terrorists are actually planning and actually do something to stop that.

    If Homeland Security really are trying to think of more innovative solutions they might consider putting a stop to some of the activities the US is or has been involved in which tend to increase the number of available terrorists wanting to attack it. This might involve stopping the CIA kidnapping people and taking them off to be tortured, stop starting pointless wars and stop interfering in other countries in order to install regimes that suit your own purposes.

    • Re:Stupid (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Opportunist ( 166417 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @05:19AM (#19334237)
      Are you nuts? That could actually work, how the heck do you want to push more laws towards the police state goal when there's no threat anymore?

      You'll never be a good politician, stay with your honest daytime job.
    • Re:Stupid (Score:4, Insightful)

      by giorgiofr ( 887762 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @05:55AM (#19334451)
      Pointless wars?
      1. Your latest war on Iraq has guaranteed that no sane country will as much as *think* of switching to the PetrolEuro ever again. HUGE economic advantage for you. 2. It has also set the grounds for convenient exploitation of oil wells in Southern Iraq. Considerable economic advantage. 3. It also managed to get a few terrorists killed. Smallish morale gain. 4. It allowed your gov't to gain more power. Again, huge advantage (ok, this only benefits them and not you).
      So in what way was that all POINTLESS again? You can claim it's good/bad/expensive/whathaveyou but there is no way in hell is was pointless.
  • by simong ( 32944 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:38AM (#19334011) Homepage
    They should get a science fiction writer to create a religion to create an alternative to Islam. Oh.
  • by misanthrope101 ( 253915 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:39AM (#19334015)
    I'm sick of it taking up every waking moment of our intellectual lives. About 3000 people were killed in 9/11, and that was how many years ago? The flu kills about 15000 Americans each year. The flu. Let's not even go into cancer, heart disease, diabetes, and all the rest of the diseases that kill us off by the hundreds of thousands. Worldwide, cholera and other diseases that could be remedied by clean water kill vastly more than terrorism.

    Our sense of risk is so badly out of whack that we're just being ridiculous--it isn't even hysteria anymore, not after this many years. We're being suckered by a sensationalistic media working in cohorts with government, which always, always wants more power. I'd say it was shocking if I could even muster any surprize at how stupid we're being over this.

    • by Nameless Horror ( 1108973 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:43AM (#19334039)
      The bogus threat of terrorism has been the greatest bonanza for greedy and power-hungry politicians in recent US and world history. So why would they give that up now?
    • by jmv ( 93421 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @05:21AM (#19334259) Homepage
      About 3000 people were killed in 9/11, and that was how many years ago? The flu kills about 15000 Americans each year. The flu.

      Sure, but which one do you think works best when you want to restrict civic liberties?
      - We declare war on terrorism, so we need to tap everyone's phone in case they're terrorists.
      or
      - We declare war on flu, so we need to tap everyone's phone in case they've got the flu.
      • by misanthrope101 ( 253915 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @05:48AM (#19334399)
        Yes, that is my very objection. Would-be totalitarians have a ratchet-like mechanism. They want more power, so they wait for something to happen. Something happens, and they ratchet away a little on civil liberties. Now this new, lower, level of freedom becomes normal. Something else will happen eventually, so one more click of civil liberties are in the past. The new, yet lower, level becomes normal, and so on. Sometimes something big happens like 9/11, and we get a few whole turns of the wrench, so we end up with military tribunals, warrantless surveillance, torture, secret prisons, the whole bit.

        We don't go all the way to gulags, not right away, at least not on US soil, because people won't stand for it--yet. But once something else happens--and it always does, eventually, with or without an agent provocateur--the current level of freedom will seem excessive, and we get a few more clicks towards totalitarianism.

        There are already feelers out investigating exactly what conditions would have to exist for elections to be suspended and the current President to be just "in charge." Will it happen? No, I don't think it will, even in my most paranoid moods. The population won't stand for it--yet. But if there is a big attack, at least by someone with brown/olive skin, it would be easy to temporarily "put off" the election. An attack by a white supremacist or Christian Identity group wouldn't cut it (and probably would barely make the news), but one by Muslims would be center stage on all the networks, around the clock.

        Would we see death camps and Stalinesque tactics? No, I don't think so. Michael Moore and Rosie wouldn't be rounded up and imprisoned, much less shot, Ann Coulter's book sales notwithstanding. But a "unitary Executive" or whatever his lawyers are calling him this week, in charge of the entire federal government, exempted (de facto, if not de jure) from oversight or checks/balances by the legislative and judicial branches, who can suspend elections at will--what else do you really need? As long as there wasn't any slaughter or mass imprisonment, which there wouldn't be, would people really take to the streets for democracy? I wonder.

    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      by Opportunist ( 166417 )
      Why go that far? Car accidents? Household accidents? So far, I don't see people avoiding cars like the plague and envy homeless people for their safe lifestyle.

      But it gets better. The craze went over to countries that haven't EVER been the target for any kind of organised terrorism whatsoever (aside of domestic terrorism, when some nut decided it's fun to blow up a few pipes). How the heck can you explain that?
  • by iamacat ( 583406 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:41AM (#19334025)
    Pilots would be blackmailed into opening cockpit doors at the threat of killing everyone in the cabin. Terrorists would learn lock picking. WTC would be brought down by a big truck with explosives instead of planes. Al-Quida would carry out a chemical or biological attack. Let's face it, targets are endless and internal security is only a small part of preventing terrorism. Withdrawing from Israeli-Palestinian conflict on one hand and refusing to do any business with Islamic countries on the other would deprive terrorists of both recruits and resources and have a much bigger effect on new attacks. We can also distinguish religious freedom from calls for violence against everyone and deport or deny visas to extremists of every faith - muslim, christian, scientology, falun gong...
  • by Moraelin ( 679338 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:42AM (#19334029) Journal
    Lemme see...

    - train your stormtroopers so they can hit a man sized target at 100 ft distance

    - don't have your war droids depend on a centralized node that, when destroyed, would disable the whole army

    - make sure there are no vents leading directly to your death star's reactor, no matter how hard or unlikely to hit they are

    - fun as it may be, and sure as you may be that he's a complete bastard, don't send a father to torture his daughter and duel his son. They might end up working together against you. Also, if you've decided to replace him with his son, don't tell it to his face.

    - don't make yourself hated by whole populations in the first place. Destroying whole planets just to show you can, is actually pretty bad PR. It's bad for your tax income too. Noone will rise in rebellion or send suicide bombers against you for just treating them right and creating employment.

    - make sure the doors, especially prison doors or doors to critical command rooms, can't be opened by shooting the control panel. And generally, security means everything should fail in the way that is the least of a security problem. Losing electricity should cause the door bolts to lock the door (e.g., they're on springs that push them to the locked state, and you need current to pull them open), not unlock it.

    - for that matter, and according to the same principle, a damaged reactor should tend to shut down, not blow up. There's a reason 20'th century nuclear reactors need current to keep the moderator rods out, and get to shut down if they lose that current

    - control consoles don't have much of a reason to explode when the ship takes a hit in some point half a mile away. You may need that console again, and trained specialist officers that operate them are expensive to replace too

    - invest in some shielding technology, or at least armour. The Mitsubishi A6M Zero fared poorer than you'd think with only speed and maneuverability as its only defenses, and got shot by airplanes which could take a whole clip and keep flying. The TIE fighter is just repeating an existing mistake. Don't do it.

    And generally, read the evil overlord's list already.
  • by Nymz ( 905908 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:47AM (#19334079) Journal
    This group is a professinal think tank, those in the picture all look over 55, and to be a member you need a technical doctorate degree. How much of a "deviant" thinker or "rebel" can they really be? Aren't people that come up with the most inventive and "crazy" ideas a bit younger? I like the idea of employing think tanks, it shows initiative which is vital, but if they really want some results I think they're going to have to attract a different set of thinkers.
    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      by Jesus_666 ( 702802 )
      Also, what good is a think tank without tracks and armor? We need motorized brains, dammit! No wonder the terrists keep blowing up stuff (mostly themselves, granted).
  • by Irvu ( 248207 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:53AM (#19334115)
    Leaving aside the Monday morning quarterbacking there is ample evidence to suggest that the "ideas" of 9-11 from the tactical nature of the attacks to the identities of the attackers was in fact known or knowable. Al-Quaeda was, in fact on the intelligence community's radar screen and warnings about Osama Bin-Laden were prevalent even in Presidential Daily Briefings. Additionally there had been an exercise simulating exactly the kind of attack that occurred. So it wasn't that the idea had not arisen or that noone had suggested things.

    Rather, its apparent that the suggestions were ignored. Whether they were ignored because Bush wanted to focus on other things or that the nature of the ideas somehow rendered them ignorable is unclear. What is clear is that they were, in fact, present and had been suggested.

    Post 9-11 a great deal of effort has been spent on garnering "ideas" for attack styles on the grounds that "we didn't know". While it is nice to see people expanding their minds it is a little worrisome that they have not done so before. It is also a little worrisome because the new ideas seem to fall into two categories, those that get ignored and those that are overreacted upon.

    In the former class we have things such as not throwing children year olds into Guantanamo Bay, and adding armor to protect our troops against IEDs (something that was so badly rejected that the solders were ordered by the White House to remove armor that they had added in the field). A great example of the latter comes from one of Bob Woodward's books on Bush. Some of you may remember that point about a year or so ago when the terror alert levels jumped and new, ominous, warnings came out about Al-Quaeda hijacking trains and filling them with chemicals. It turns out a bunch of guys were sitting around a meeting and one of them said: "You know it would suck if Al-Qaueda stole a train and loaded it with chemicals..." A few days later they lock down all the train stations.

    So with all due respect to DHS's desire for new info but I'd like to see them make better use of what they've already got.
  • by Mystery00 ( 1100379 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @04:53AM (#19334117)
    Homeland Security has invited sci-fi writers...to do their job for them?

    They might as well just post the discussion here.

    Here's my list:

    1. Equip every passenger with anti-terrorist lasers, because of their nature, terrorists will shoot themselves by accident.
    2. Shield the entire airplane with a time distortion device, except the cockpit, the passengers will be in "slow-time", so for them the plane would take off and land within seconds, not enough time for any terrorist to do anything.
    3. Mother-F%*$ING SNAKES, with mother-F@#(@ING LASERS on their heads put as security guards. No terrorist will dare.
    4. Virtual reality helmets for every passenger. Terrorists can act out their evil deeds to their hearts content in the safety of their own virtual plane. Of course every helmet will be recoded, and the terrorists apprehended upon landing.
    5. Replace bomb sniffing dogs with jedi knights. Explanation not required.
  • by supersnail ( 106701 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @05:06AM (#19334177)
    Rather than screening people coming into the USA why not screen people leaving the USA.

    You could come up with a standardised "AQ" (Asshole Quotent) score and refuse exit to anyone scoring more than 100.

    Answering "Yes" to questions like "Do you believe there should be Starbucks outlet in every culturaly important site" gets you five points.

    Aswering "Yes" to a question like "Do you believe it is acceptable to shout out 'Does anyone in this joint speak English' when visting a foriegn art gallery" get you ten points.

    Answering "Yes" to a question like "Do you believe its wrong to provide condoms to people who are HIV positive" gets you 50 points.

    By screening people leaving your country in this way you could promote the illusion that USAians are polite considerate respectfull people and you hatred and bombs would be better directed at Candadians or Swedes.

    Also candidates for high office could boast about thier high scores come lection time.

       
    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      by TempeTerra ( 83076 )
      As an "America-hating Furriner" I'd like to say that I agree with your sentiment. The problem is that the people you describe already stay in their own country, from whence they make their crappy, far reaching decisions. Americans who choose to travel are the open minded, educated, polite ones who know there's actually something worth seeing outside the states.
    • by Anon-Admin ( 443764 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @10:00AM (#19336557) Journal
      LOL and I am an American...

      It is even funnier because of the trip last summer.

      The family went to Canada for vacation. So we are up in the Quebec area and standing in line at a restaurant and the people in front of us are speaking French. My brother then says, loud enough for them to here, "They should speak the language before they come to this country." (Add a southern accent. We are from the south.)

      I slapped him up side the head and said "You are in there country, now apologize to them in French!"

      He just turned red and walked away. I then, in French, asked them to excuse l'idiot and apologized for his behavior. My French is bad but they understood and responded in English.

      I will never forget it! I can only hope that it sticks in his mind and he NEVER does it again.

  • by Dynamoo ( 527749 ) * on Thursday May 31, 2007 @05:07AM (#19334179) Homepage
    Reagan famously consulted scifi authors to come up with ideas for SDI (for example, Jerry Pournelle and others [jerrypournelle.com]. Allegedly, they came up with some of the more interesting ideas which were just plausible enough to gain credibility.. at least for a time. (A strange case of life mirroring art.. or at least mirroring Footfall [wikipedia.org].

    Depending on your interpretation of history, it could be argued that this was one of the things that let to the collapse of the Soviet Union as they couldn't compete with the proposed SDI technologies.

    Yeah, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that locks on the doors on 9/11 could have been useful, but really some blue sky thinking will do no harm.

  • Scare Tactics (Score:5, Insightful)

    by gsslay ( 807818 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @05:08AM (#19334185)
    Dear Sci-Fi writers,

    We're flat out of fanciful terrorist ideas to scare the public with and need some new ones. Have you got any? Don't worry if they sound totally implausible, once we're finished sprucing them up only the unpatriotic will be laughing at them.



    Yours,

    Authorities

  • by QuantumG ( 50515 ) <qg@biodome.org> on Thursday May 31, 2007 @06:30AM (#19334623) Homepage Journal
    Chuck Norris.

    Dude must have a hell of time flying. He's a lethal weapon.

    One roundhouse kick and the plane will fall out of the sky.

    Not to mention the effect he has on the female cab crew.

  • by MillionthMonkey ( 240664 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @06:33AM (#19334637)
    I wonder if a science fiction writer could have come up with a story as screwed up as this one [mail.com] about the tuberculosis guy. A patient with tuberculosis flew to his wedding in Greece and while he was on his honeymoon in Italy he was notified by the CDC that his tuberculosis was a scary drug resistant strain, to avoid travel, and to turn himself in to Italian authorities to be quarantined. They also told him that he had been put on the no-fly list. But damn it, he's on his honeymoon. So what did he do? He flew from Prague to Montreal to successfully avoid the no-fly list, and then he drove across the border into New York State, with no-flying:

    Health officials said the man had been advised not to fly and knew he could expose others when he boarded the jets from Atlanta to Paris, and later from Prague to Montreal.
    The man, however, told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that doctors didn't order him not to fly and only suggested he put off his long-planned wedding in Greece. He knew he had a form of tuberculosis and that it was resistant to first-line drugs, but he didn't realize it could be so dangerous, he said.
    "We headed off to Greece thinking everything's fine," said the man, who declined to be identified because of the stigma attached to his diagnosis.
    He flew to Paris on May 12 aboard Air France Flight 385. While in Europe, health authorities reached him with the news that further tests had revealed his TB was a rare, "extensively drug-resistant" form, far more dangerous than he knew. They ordered him into isolation, saying he should turn himself over to Italian officials.
    Instead, the man flew from Prague to Montreal on May 24 aboard Czech Air Flight 0104, then drove into the United States at Champlain, N.Y. He told the newspaper he was afraid that if he didn't get back to the U.S., he wouldn't get the treatment he needed to survive.
    ...
    The man told the Journal-Constitution he was in Rome during his honeymoon when the CDC notified him of the new tests and told him to turn himself in to Italian authorities to be isolated and be treated. The CDC told him he couldn't fly aboard commercial airliners.
    "I thought to myself: You're nuts. I wasn't going to do that. They told me I had been put on the no-fly list and my passport was flagged," the man said.
    He told the newspaper he and his wife decided to sneak back into the U.S. through Canada. He said he voluntarily went to a New York hospital, then was flown by the CDC to Atlanta.
    He is not facing prosecution, health officials said.
    "I'm a very well-educated, successful, intelligent person," he told the paper. "This is insane to me that I have an armed guard outside my door when I've cooperated with everything other than the whole solitary-confinement-in-Italy thing."
    So what was unfortunately revealed by this episode?
    • After six good years of hysteric overspending we still can't track down TB patients on their honeymoons much less bioterrorists
    • So we put patients with communicable diseases on our handy terrorist no-fly list
    • Handy travel tip for anyone on the no-fly list: fly Czech Air to Canada and enter the U.S. via rental car!
    • Tuberculosis causes dementia as is shown here by the illogical desire to get to the U.S. for medical treatment
  • the idea of entering cockpits and taking over airplanes and flying them into office towers is straight out of hollywood. stupidly easy to prevent, in terms of logistical hurdles and pre-existing intelligence, but straight out of hollywood nonetheless. in fact, were 9/11 a movie instead of reality, someone in the theatre would compain: "wouldn't they just lock the cockpit door? these hollywood screenwriters are so stupid"

    which leads one to conclude 2 things:

    1. if terrorists get their ideas from steven seagal/ jean-claude van damme scripts, then homeland security can do two things:
    a. watch a lot of old bruce willis/ sylvester stallone movies, and compile a list of possible attack vectors
    b. actively feed hollywood retarded movie scripts featuring attack vectors that would never work, and wait for the terrorists to try them

    2. screw sci-fi writers. elicit the help of b-grade hollywood action movie writers. who wrote "true lies" with sylvester stallone? who wrote "the pacifier" starring vin diesel? sci-fi writers? ha! tom clancey is our go to man to simulate the imagination of terrorists
  • by trawg ( 308495 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @07:26AM (#19334905) Homepage
    Heh, a similar thing happens in Niven and Pournelle's book Footfall [wikipedia.org]. Earth is invaded by aliens and the US government calls in the sci-fi writers.
  • by Nim82 ( 838705 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @07:47AM (#19335029)
    On one hand, I really don't know if it's a good idea for politicians to read books at all, let alone speak to writers. Here in the UK someone misread 1984 and took it to be a guide book promoting the merits of the police state, complete with instructions.

    On the the other hand though, if the writers really pushed the boat out and highlighted the - ever so real - danger of space based terrorism, who knows, NASA may get funding to build decent spacecraft (maybe even a Star Destroyer). Wouldn't want one of them little rascals redirecting an asteroid to hit N.Y. now would we?

  • Diplomacy (Score:5, Insightful)

    by gi.net ( 987908 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @08:09AM (#19335201)

    I'm not a Sci-fi writer but here is what I suggest:

    • 1) Fire/Execute the morons of your Homeland Security Department for not understanding the problem and suggesting such stupid ideas.
    • 2) Fire/Execute your moronic president. Because of him and his father, your country is now the most hated country in the world.
    • 3) Try to play nice with all the countries in the world. I know this is difficult, but it is called "Diplomacy".

    Hello! We are not in a movie or a video game. We live in The Real World. People realy die, people realy suffer. We can't just rewind the movie or restart the game.

    If you don't want someone to hurt you, don't be his enemy.

  • by PFI_Optix ( 936301 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @08:34AM (#19335451) Journal
    Sure, and what happens the first time something goes wrong and the plane crew is incapacitated? Prior to 9/11, it was a far greater worry that the cockpit door would be locked when something went wrong than the idea of someone storming the cockpit with boxcutters.

    In hindsight, we also should have trained pilots not to so easily relinquish control of the plane. Instead it was generally thought that hijackers should be allowed to take over the plane because they normally just landed somewhere and made demands.

    Experience had taught us to expect completely different circumstances than we had on 9/11.
  • They might get some great ideas, but some other undesirable ones as well. A list might look like:

    1) Implanted identification chip for every person, worldwide at birth. This (if engineered correctly) would make administering a no-fly list much easier. It would also make it easier to track all fertilizer and ammonia purchases, because the chip would be required for commerce, too.

    2) Remote control of the plane, so some RC hobbyist can fly it to the ground. Or, better yet, some child who is playing a flight simulator game (oops, I read Ender's Game recently).

    3) Rig all planes for remote auto-destruct. Wait! There's a suspected terrorist on that plane? Blow it up now, so they cannot kill additional people. Then there are public service announcements lauding the innocent passengers who were heros to the motherland.

    4) Require all passengers to be put into stasis before flying. Then you can load them in cargo tubes and eliminate the first-class/coach price disparity.

    5) Use amusement park style restraints that are locked before take-off and unlocked only when approaching the destination terminal. Built-in porta-pottys would be a must.

    6) Clear vast areas of ground as designated fly-way corridors. These would lead to massive airports away form major metropolitan areas and would have massive ground transport hubs. If any plane veers out of the approved flight corridors, they are shot down.

    7) Permanently ground domestic flights and force people to take the train. We know terrorists would never successfully pull off an attack on a train, because people might actually converse. It would be relatively easy to spot the non-conversant-I'm-ready-to-die crowd among the other social riders [OK. Inside joke here.]

    8) Revisit that implanted chip. It now includes circuitry that can be remotely triggered to induce a major coronary event. Wait! That guy in 16b is acting suspicious! I'm going to trip his chip.

    9) Nuke the entire planet. With no people around, there are no terrorists.

    10) Make Sesame Street mandatory in-flight viewing for all flights. The colorful, friendly characters and their message of sharing and caring will re-program the minds of all passengers toward a life of increased harmony and peace (especially after the government adds subluminal anti-terror messages every few frames)!
  • Here's an idea. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by UncleRage ( 515550 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @10:46AM (#19337381)
    Gene Roddenberry: Strive for equality among humanity, do away with the pursuit of personal wealth as a career choice, dedicate our resources to knowledge and greater understanding instead of developing petty differences into financially successful military endeavors.

    Just a thought.
  • by Catbeller ( 118204 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @10:57AM (#19337625) Homepage
    First, it's SF, or science fiction, not sci-fi. "Sci-fi" was coined by movie reviewers in the '50's to sound cool. No one in science fiction used the term.

    Now. I used the term "real world" from Asimov and Greenberg's "Best of [fill in year]" SF short story collections. Asimov's opening essay would sum up what was happening in the world, that Mel Brooks was Melvin Kaminski still. Then he would list what was happening in the Real World of science fiction that year.

    We, the children of Asimov, the Real World of SF, respondeth:

    In 2007, fearmongers were still pumping the handle on the "terrorist" shibboleth. No one had attacked the US in over six years, yet the citizenry was still being told that an attack was imminent, could come from anywhere (yet still somehow was related to planes), and that the enemy was Islam, though that meme was heavily cloaked in buzz words. Homeland Security, named seemingly by George Orwell himself, was rolling up the country's police and intelligence forces into one incoherent and unmanageable mess. The rightist militias, one member of which had actually blown up a federal building in Oklahoma City, were still marching and conducting drills to take down the government, yet were curiously untouched by the new American police force. We were still attempting to occupy a country that we had been assured was about to attack us at any moment, and we were losing.

    Mel Brooks was Mel Brooks.

    In the real world, the collected writers of science fiction, addressed as "sci-fi" writers, were asked to come up with ideas to block the immiment attacks against our helpless country. Jerry Pournelle probably leapt to the the defense, while the others in more or less said: There are no terrorists, and there is no such enemy as terrorism. If you are trying to find a way to fend off attacks, first, you cannot. The preeminent architects of the future, we scruffy bunch, will tell you there is no way to prevent an intelligent attacker from finding a way to hurt you, if he or she is willing to die to strike a blow. We spend our lives imagining ways to do the impossible. Yes, in five minutes we can give you a dozen ways around any security protocol you can come up with. If you block those, we will find another dozen. The same attacks can be achieved in any place that is not a military prison. If you wish perfect safety, make your nation into such. And you still will be afraid, for it is not a matter of security, but of perception of security. You grow fear in your people like mold, and you devour that mold as your sustenance. You are making yourselves an army of George Hearsts through selling fear and the antidote for the fear, so assuaging the fear is increasingly out of the question, is it not?

    Try instead not to manufacture enemies. You created bin Laden to strike at the Soviets in Afghanistan in the seventies, who claimed they were there to stem the rise of militant Islam. They were right and you were wrong. You invaded Afghanistan to strike at al Queda, even though they left long before you bombed the country. You annihilated Iraq, then turned it into a occupied prison state. You are now surrounding Iran with two carrier groups and tried to add a third, but the Navy refused to cooperate. If you bomb them, 90 million people will take up arms against you, and yes, all the attacks you tell your people to fear will then become very real. Mission Accompished, indeed.

    We can't help you. You are your own enemy, and you will never defeat yourself. Try shattering the mirror.
  • by untaken_name ( 660789 ) on Thursday May 31, 2007 @11:16AM (#19337949) Homepage
    1. Vaporize the terrorists with beam weapons
    2. Seduce the beautiful but deadly female terrorist leader and turn her to your cause
    3. Send the beautiful but tough female noncom to blow them all up without needing one of those stupid 'men' to help (but she does get the sensitive, understanding, but also handsome guy she wants, of course, she just doesn't NEED him)
    4. Upload a virus into the terrorists' mothership and bring it down
    5. Expose the terrorists to simple bacteria, which their alien metabolisms can't handle
    6. Ask for the Big Gun instead of the Good Package

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